Stolen from that crazy girl who's obsessed with Farscape and comes from Adelaide:
Well, you're not really him; you just resemble this fictional character. A bit.
Let's get that straight before you start drinking home-made gin and operating on people. Awww, nuts. *Throws scalpel away*
Went to the hairdresser. Now have pink hair. It's kinda fun. But they cut my hair too short. Like, would it have killed them to leave me an extra inch so that I could possibly tie it all back if I wanted?