I forgot about the cricket! Damn! Thanks for reminding me. (See you're good for something.) Personally, I think that the best time to update your LJ is when there's absolutely nothing interesting going on, and then you just ramble and ramble and ramble about shit. WEll, that's my technique, anyhow. (Explains a lot, really.)
Heh. Shoaib? Hmm. Interesting choice. I think I like a lot of the other guys on the team better, but he's not bad. (Better than most of the Australians, anyhow.) Eee, Lehmann. So very glad that he's okay.
Hee. My mum thought that Anwar's beard made him look like Castro. Am I the only one who thinks that Castro was kind of hot when he was younger?
Poor Lehmann. But at least it wasn't really broken and the bone was sticking out of his face like on that episode of Police Rescue with the dude and his broken leg. I really have to stop watching the cricket with my brother so I stop getting these wacky ideas.
I'd so buy a Saeed Anwar garden gnome. (And then you could buy an Akhtar one. I'd say that the two of them would live happily ever after, but you probably wouldn't want Shoaib frolicking about with some young hussy, so no.)
Not a hussy with a beard like that, at any rate. Hmm, this is getting very Pratchettesque. Next stop, dwarf slash! Yuck. You could just run around your neighbourhood painting little Pakistan shirts on all the garden gnomes. And then you could claim it was concept art. I'm very curious as to how the gnome owners would react when they realised. I'd do it myself, only I'm known around here as "that girl who never goes for Australia in the cricket" by quite a few people, so they'd probably work out who did it pretty quickly.
Heh. you could paint them in Australia's colours, and really fuck with people's heads.
I read a book about a sex-obsessed Indian dwarf recently. The Storyteller, by Adib Khan. So yeah, I can't believe this kind of topic keeps on surfacing whenever I'm around. It's scary.
*makes plans to buy a garden gnome and paint him up like Anwar*
Yeah, we should make them and then give them to people for Christmas. They'd be all "What is it?" and we'd go "it's a Saaed Anwar garden gnome" and they'd go "okaaay...why does its head come off?" and then we'd go "So you can keep your stash in there, der!" and we'd never get presents from those people again.
Yeah, but it'd be worth it to see the looks on their faces. (It's easy for me to say this, because I hardly get any Christmas presents. Not bothering to make many friends does have its downsides... although I guess you don't have to buy much, either.)
A Saeed Anwar garden gnome would be a completely safe place to keep your stash. Police wouldn't be at all suspicious of him.
Love the music choice. Go tha Yoils!
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Hee. My mum thought that Anwar's beard made him look like Castro. Am I the only one who thinks that Castro was kind of hot when he was younger?
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Poor Lehmann. But at least it wasn't really broken and the bone was sticking out of his face like on that episode of Police Rescue with the dude and his broken leg. I really have to stop watching the cricket with my brother so I stop getting these wacky ideas.
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I read a book about a sex-obsessed Indian dwarf recently. The Storyteller, by Adib Khan. So yeah, I can't believe this kind of topic keeps on surfacing whenever I'm around. It's scary.
*makes plans to buy a garden gnome and paint him up like Anwar*
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You could hollow it out and keep liquor inside, and just swig from it at random intervals, thus scaring even more people.
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Seriously.
Hee, hollowed-out alcky-containing Saeed gnome. I think we should make some, stat.
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Yeah, we should make them and then give them to people for Christmas. They'd be all "What is it?" and we'd go "it's a Saaed Anwar garden gnome" and they'd go "okaaay...why does its head come off?" and then we'd go "So you can keep your stash in there, der!" and we'd never get presents from those people again.
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A Saeed Anwar garden gnome would be a completely safe place to keep your stash. Police wouldn't be at all suspicious of him.
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