Definitely Maybe

[lilywhitelilith]

Title: Definitely Maybe
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Summary: Genderswap! Brendon wakes up without a dick. Spencer adjusts.
Word Count: 3482
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to notshybutsly for the awesome beta!! This is for disarm_d -- we were talking about how awesome Brendon and Ryan are, and how they were totally MFEO liek

Comments

[disarm_d]

DUDE. OH GOD. THERE AREN'T WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!

"Waking up without it is kind of the problem," Ryan quipped. Spencer rolled his eyes. Hahahahhaha. Oh man! Ryan Ross!

Brendon settled in a little easier after they got him dressed in a pair of jeans that fit nicely ("Fuck, my hips are bigger. Jesus.") and into a bra ("Ohh God, Spence. How the shit do girls get these to fit right? These straps're weird, what the hell."). He also perked up after a makeover ("Man, this is so much nicer than Ross's crap. I am a pretty lady, Spencer, look at me.") and a smoothie ("Spencer, here, taste. Mine're better, right? Right?"). This is fantastic and hilarious.

Some time to focus on helping Brendon feel better and maybe find his dick again. I LOVE SPENCER'S PRIORITIES!

Oh god. The sex! I am losing any semblance of coherency. THE THINGS YOU DO TO ME WOMAN. Brendon still gives enthusiastic blowjobs! :D

"So, the sex thing." EXACTLY. \o/

I can't even. Oh fuck. YOU KNOW THAT THING I SAID WHERE I THOUGHT THAT SPENCER GIVING GIRL!ORAL WAS THE HOTTEST THING IN EVER, HOLY FUCK. YEAH. OKAY. *THAT* IS WHY. JESUS! I DON'T EVEN HAVE. AH. *FLAILS*

"You're just too lazy to bother with lube," Spencer told him, snapping his hips up hard. And then THIS! Dude, YES. Of course Brendon's lazy about lube. Oh God!

"I have a dick again and I would really like it if you'd suck it for me," Brendon said brightly. This made me grin so hard, you have no idea.

SO, UM... IN CONCLUSION. THIS IS AMAZING. I HAVE NO BRAIN CELLS LEFT FOR A ELOQUENT REVIEW, BUT. THANK YOU! IT WAS VERY THING I HOPED FOR AND MORE. I LOVE YOU MADLY!

[disarm_d]

PS. How much do I love our different interpretations of the conversation that sparked this?

SO MUCH!

[theaerosolkid]

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOUR FACE? SO MUCH!

Hahaa, seriously, though, I'm so glad you liked this, especially after I read that lovely thing you wrote for me -- while I was reading it I was like D: OH NOEZ MINE IS SO LAME! but it seems to have pleased you (heh), so I'm happy!!

\o/ for fic exchanges!!