Simpsons Quotes!!
Since I'm bored.....
Mulder amd Skully then take their investigation to Moe's.
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the
night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You
happy?
Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love!
Willy: Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!
Smithers: It's not a monster! It's Mr. Burns!
WIlly: [tender] Aw, it's Mr. Burns. [raging] Kill it! Kill it!
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and
eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell
enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can
go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right! I'll do it.
[Bart runs out the kitchen]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food!
As you can see these Quotes are random and I'm BORED!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
noq fr random Family Guy quotes...
\Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England
haha! love Family Guy!!
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