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Nov 26, 2008 18:56

Ok, this is what happens when I don't talk to Lindsey for a few days. Out of the blue I get an e-mail from her saying I need to go on MSN so she can tell me something important. And this is what follows:

(it may be a tad confusing at the beginning, I was too XD I actually edited a couple bits so you could catch on easier)

Leah~ says:

Que?

Linz~ says:

ok so i need you to answer honestly

Leah~ says:

Ok then

Linz~ says:

when filling out the Doctor order form one must be sure to get all the information correct so as to keep his or her customers as satisfied as possible

Linz~ says:

chocolate? vinilla? or 'twist' (a somewhat marbled Doctor)

Leah~ says:

I am SO confused

Linz~ says:

those twists have a rather creamy inside

Linz~ says:

just answer the question!

Linz~ says:

you want your Doctors to be delivered on time do you not?!

Leah~ says:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Leah~ says:

Yes.....?

Linz~ says:

your not supposed to

Linz~ says:

just answer

Linz~ says:

chocolate

Linz~ says:

vanilla

Linz~ says:

twist

Linz~ says:

it's a lul kath and i came up with on the way home

Linz~ says:

ANSWER GOD DAMNIT

Leah~ says:

TWIST OH GOD

Linz~ says:

excelent! those are personally my favourite

Linz~ says:

now how many?

Leah~ says:

How... Many?

Leah~ says:

42

Leah~ says:

OVER 9000!

Linz~ says:

alright then!

Linz~ says:

a sepecific number would be appreciated but the Who delivery service will do it's best to accomidate your order

Leah~ says:

Who???

Leah~ says:

DOCTAH

Leah~ says:

WHO

Leah~ says:

YAYAYAY

Linz~ says:

now as a special offer only available for the holiday season, our customers have the chance to order by light speed

Linz~ says:

only a few dollars more, and if one orders enough Doctors, you will even recieve a complimentary sonic screwdriver

Linz~ says:

and remember this offer lasts for the holiday season ONLY

Leah~ says:

DONE

Linz~ says:

wonderful

Linz~ says:

your 9000 Doctors + 1 will be delivered in holiday style with red ribbons tied around their necks

Linz~ says:

any last requests?

Leah~ says:

Umm... Does it come with any companions? Specifically ones that come in kilts or in penguin form?

Linz~ says:

I'm sorry, those are at this point only offered after the holiday season

Linz~ says:

you may however, pre-order now if you so wish

Leah~ says:

Yes plz. :]

Linz~ says:

the companions come in chocolate filled with creamy strawberry, orange or raspberry

Linz~ says:

the kilts are however an extra five dollars each, the penguin ten

Linz~ says:

please don't ask why, i only inforce the rules, i do not make them

Linz~ says:

your order ma'am

Linz~ says:

?

Leah~ says:

LOLOL

Leah~ says:

Ummmmmmmm

Leah~ says:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Linz~ says:

please ma'am i have two more galaxies to visit before my next break

Leah~ says:

I dun really like fruit and chocolate mixed... But if I had to pick it'd be orange

Linz~ says:

alright, chocolate orange filled companions it is

Linz~ says:

how many?

Linz~ says:

for an extra twenty dollars per companion you may get a special greeting engraved on the chest

Leah~ says:

I dunno, this is starting to get a little pricey..

Leah~ says:

I think I definitely want a penguin

Leah~ says:

But I need to think about the kilt clad one... 'cause... like.... I'm going broke here

Linz~ says:

well, keep in mind ma'am you are pre ordering your companions, they aren't even released yet, you have time to stock up or call again

Linz~ says:

once our delivery man/alien/thing drops off your colleciton of 9000+1 twist Doctors we'll be sure to give you our card

Leah~ says:

Uuummm... Kay, I'll get the kilt one too

Linz~ says:

wonderful

Linz~ says:

is that all? no special engravings?

Leah~ says:

Umm, no, I'm good

Linz~ says:

alright then

Linz~ says:

excellent, thank you for your order. The Who delivery service wishes you a happy holiday and safe driving. Please remember to always turn left.

Leah~ says:

I will, thank you

Linz~ says:

good night and good day!

SO. MUCH. WIN.

I love Lindsey. So much. She won't read this, but LINDSEY YOU WIN x GRAHAMS NUMBER.

Also, let me just say that I'm not THAT dumb. It took me a while to figure out what she was talking about because she didn't capitalize "Doctor" (that was one of the few things I edited, she never capitalizes Doctor XD), and I only figured it out when she capatilized "Who" in "Who delivery service." Anyway, the point is.... Epic win.

I can't wait for my order to arrive. :]

frobisher=win, epic lulz, jamie, epic win, doctor who, lindsey, who delivery service

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