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Jan 23, 2009 19:35

[The transmission begins with a heavy-sounding hardcover book thumping shut.]How fascinating! I had no idea such literature existed-written in such a beautiful language, no less! I find Russian to be a much lovelier language than English. The words just flow together, sort of like lyrics to a song. English is rather abrupt, wouldn't you say ( Read more... )

you can has smarts, look ma i'm learning, i'm totally normal, questions questions, what's up people?, what r logic?, learn me a book, war and peace

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:14:27 UTC
I think you're experiencing side effects.

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:16:39 UTC
I-

Oh.

Well, it's not bad at all. Pretty cool, actually.

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:19:44 UTC
Wow. You sound like you're... older. Hey.

[He blushes.]

Hi.

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] LOL lilyground January 24 2009, 01:23:35 UTC
Yeah? I think I'm still 10, though. Just, well, as smart as an average 10-year-old.

[Because all 10-year-olds can read War and Peace in Russian.]

Hi.

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:25:27 UTC
That's not true. Most ten year olds can't understand a big book like that, or teach themselves another language in just one night. I always knew you were cool.

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:27:46 UTC
Really? Oh. Then it's actually noticeable. I hope Even doesn't put two and two together. Which is four.

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:31:22 UTC
It's, uhm, really noticeable.

Like.

Uhm.

A lot.

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:31:56 UTC
R-really...?

What should I do!?

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:33:13 UTC
Pretend to be dumb!

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:33:48 UTC
Okay!

I don't remember how!

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:38:41 UTC
Uhh, uhhhhh... uhhhh...

Oh God, how is dumb?

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:40:53 UTC
... "How is dumb"? I think you mean something more along the lines of "what is 'dumb' like?". "How is dumb" is correct, but really-

AAAAH.

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:41:46 UTC
You're doing it again!

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:44:51 UTC
Ridiculous.

I can't stop!

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[Locked to Lily // Unhackable] screwyoubob January 24 2009, 01:48:57 UTC
You have to be dumber!

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[Locked to B // Unhackable] lilyground January 24 2009, 01:51:38 UTC
HOW!?

How do you do it!?

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