Those eternal questions
I was told I shouldn't hesitate to ask questions, so there you go:
- Why is there Paolo rather than nothing?
- Why did God choose to play for A.C. Milan instead of, say, Vatican City national football team, Al-Wahda FC Mecca, or Beitar Jerusalem F.C.?
- If Paolo bites off Satan Zlatan’s ear during the Milan derby, is it a foul or a sacrament of salvation?
- Why is the sky the color of Paolo's eyes?
- If you could go back in time and space (let's say Istanbul, May 25, 2005, around tea-time), would you put laxative in Liverpool's tea?
I need answers, I can't sleep at night. Help a girl out.