drunk photographer.
PHOTOS I TOOK THIS NIGHT THAT I WASH REALLY DRUNK AND I M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT EVERYTHING IS.
all the peoples !!!!!
lets have a drinking and bicycles parade !!! again !!! everynight this week !!!
mary go round says shes gonna punch me if i ever call her "the M.G.R." again.
7 foot tall german girl dressed up as a cake-matress.
this woman attacks me in bars alot and tackles me cuz "stop just sitting there fucked up in the corner.. you have to have fun now !!!!"
mandatory fun is no fun but thats fun.
a bunch of my stoner food service industry hot tattooed lady friends dressed as GIs doing a weird sex assult on a naked woman in a burka as a weird fucking weird shcok performance art thing that freaked everybuddy out.
i dont think this is a photo of any thing...
its too bad this picture isnt better cuz this is a vaudvill act about a bigerator machine that can turn tiny bottle of beer and chicken wings in to giant beer kegs and couch sized meat things.
the skit was extra freak blarsted cuz at the end eustice put his teddy bear in the machine and it came out as a giant decomposing zombie teddy bear monster that rotten in to peices before it could kill any buddy and then the entire skit had to be contained by radiation suite guys with old tyme giger counters.
i dunno what the fuck i was trying to photograph here...
sasha von bastard's costume is supposed to be "the compulsion to making an imaginary telescope with your hands"
stupid distracted side note: clair hella slipped bastard a valentines card that said "not like i'm stalking you or anything but why you got so many shit stained towels in your trash ??"
i dunno...
its a drum buddy. Quint the guy who invented this is kinda cute. everytime i run in to him he's always really awktarded and seemingly on pills or anxiety or sumthing.
im glad i have lots of fierce drag queen friends like miss micheal. who is shown here giving birth/self aborting to metal foetuses on stage and then sing ing songs.
"i laid a metal baby cuz its only 2 months gestated and the DNA didnt take yet !!!! its the DNA that turns metal in to flesh !!!"
this is a diagram of i like that guys violin made out of scrap copper pipe.
this woman is a really fucking killer stripper and when shes not doing this evilly hot stripper stuff shes lurking arround behind me dressed up in dork drag and giggling alot at me. she stuck a valentines card in my coat while i was passed out in a corner last week.
somebuddy tied 100 water bottles on the phone poles !!! this is the best public art ever !!! you can make one too !!!!
all the peoples !!!!!
lets have a drinking and bicycles parade !!! again !!! everynight this week !!!
mary go round says shes gonna punch me if i ever call her "the M.G.R." again.
7 foot tall german girl dressed up as a cake-matress.
this woman attacks me in bars alot and tackles me cuz "stop just sitting there fucked up in the corner.. you have to have fun now !!!!"
mandatory fun is no fun but thats fun.
a bunch of my stoner food service industry hot tattooed lady friends dressed as GIs doing a weird sex assult on a naked woman in a burka as a weird fucking weird shcok performance art thing that freaked everybuddy out.
i dont think this is a photo of any thing...
its too bad this picture isnt better cuz this is a vaudvill act about a bigerator machine that can turn tiny bottle of beer and chicken wings in to giant beer kegs and couch sized meat things.
the skit was extra freak blarsted cuz at the end eustice put his teddy bear in the machine and it came out as a giant decomposing zombie teddy bear monster that rotten in to peices before it could kill any buddy and then the entire skit had to be contained by radiation suite guys with old tyme giger counters.
i dunno what the fuck i was trying to photograph here...
sasha von bastard's costume is supposed to be "the compulsion to making an imaginary telescope with your hands"
stupid distracted side note: clair hella slipped bastard a valentines card that said "not like i'm stalking you or anything but why you got so many shit stained towels in your trash ??"
i dunno...
its a drum buddy. Quint the guy who invented this is kinda cute. everytime i run in to him he's always really awktarded and seemingly on pills or anxiety or sumthing.
im glad i have lots of fierce drag queen friends like miss micheal. who is shown here giving birth/self aborting to metal foetuses on stage and then sing ing songs.
"i laid a metal baby cuz its only 2 months gestated and the DNA didnt take yet !!!! its the DNA that turns metal in to flesh !!!"
this is a diagram of i like that guys violin made out of scrap copper pipe.
this woman is a really fucking killer stripper and when shes not doing this evilly hot stripper stuff shes lurking arround behind me dressed up in dork drag and giggling alot at me. she stuck a valentines card in my coat while i was passed out in a corner last week.
somebuddy tied 100 water bottles on the phone poles !!! this is the best public art ever !!! you can make one too !!!!