Ode to an Insomniac
Poor little insomniac.
She cannot sleep.
She is too tired to do homework.
She must spend her time updating her idiotic Live Journal.
We should all feel sorry for the insomniac...and give her presents!
Presents are good.
Presents will help the insomniac sleep.
I love presents!
err...I mean 'the insomniac' loves presents.
Yeah, ok, so I totally blame Arielle for the fact that I can't sleep. She kept me up until 5AM vomiting in the hospital. Talk about inconsiderate! Don't worry though, she's ok now. Some viral thing.
Well, I think I'll listen to Harry Potter on audio cassette and try to fall asleep. Yes I listen to Harry Potter outloud to help me sleep. Stop snickering! It's not funny! Hey, if it works...
She cannot sleep.
She is too tired to do homework.
She must spend her time updating her idiotic Live Journal.
We should all feel sorry for the insomniac...and give her presents!
Presents are good.
Presents will help the insomniac sleep.
I love presents!
err...I mean 'the insomniac' loves presents.
Yeah, ok, so I totally blame Arielle for the fact that I can't sleep. She kept me up until 5AM vomiting in the hospital. Talk about inconsiderate! Don't worry though, she's ok now. Some viral thing.
Well, I think I'll listen to Harry Potter on audio cassette and try to fall asleep. Yes I listen to Harry Potter outloud to help me sleep. Stop snickering! It's not funny! Hey, if it works...