Yeah, I'm an idiot
Do you even have a course of 24 hours or so where every thing you do is just stupid and a giant mistake. Here we go:
1. I go out for drinks with a guy I barely know. Mistake.
2. I'm not even going to go into it but let's just assume that 2 is a mistake.
3. I set my alarm for noon, mistakenly believing that I agreed to table at noon.
4. I wake up at noon, vaguely hung-over and generally self-disgusted, to realize that I am supposed to be tabling in negative 5 minutes.
5. I finish my belated tabling and go to the library and realize that I've forgotten the paper that tells me what I'm supposed to be writing my analysis on.
6. After writing my analysis and e-mailing it to myself, I discover that I did not infact successfully e-mail it to myself and I either need to re-write it, or hunt it down on one of the many computers in the library.
7. I get yelled at by my friends for being an idiot. Don't you just love friends?
So basically,. I'm an idiot. Consequently, I'm grounding myself for the weekend, getting lots of work done, and not going out. Will this make me less of an idiot? Probably not. But at least I'll be an idiot who's not failing out of school. Hey, it's better than nothing.
Ta-Ta
1. I go out for drinks with a guy I barely know. Mistake.
2. I'm not even going to go into it but let's just assume that 2 is a mistake.
3. I set my alarm for noon, mistakenly believing that I agreed to table at noon.
4. I wake up at noon, vaguely hung-over and generally self-disgusted, to realize that I am supposed to be tabling in negative 5 minutes.
5. I finish my belated tabling and go to the library and realize that I've forgotten the paper that tells me what I'm supposed to be writing my analysis on.
6. After writing my analysis and e-mailing it to myself, I discover that I did not infact successfully e-mail it to myself and I either need to re-write it, or hunt it down on one of the many computers in the library.
7. I get yelled at by my friends for being an idiot. Don't you just love friends?
So basically,. I'm an idiot. Consequently, I'm grounding myself for the weekend, getting lots of work done, and not going out. Will this make me less of an idiot? Probably not. But at least I'll be an idiot who's not failing out of school. Hey, it's better than nothing.
Ta-Ta