Never trust spellcheck... or good ole ff.net....
So I regularly skim ff.net looking for good Aragorn or Frodo h/c stories. I click on just about every story containing either character in the wild hopes of finding something new. (Rarely do I find something new---isn't it time that Aragorn and Frodo were attacked by wild wolves while on the quest?)
Anyway, while skimming one story (that turned out to be a bust), this paragraph caught my eye... read it to the very end...
Legolas looked different. Today, he was all in black, from his tunic to his leggings, even the shirt underneath appeared also to be black. The usual tiny braids that held his hair back from his face were not there, so his now waist length blonde tresses were floating all about him in the wind; he looked positively urethral.
Anyway, while skimming one story (that turned out to be a bust), this paragraph caught my eye... read it to the very end...
Legolas looked different. Today, he was all in black, from his tunic to his leggings, even the shirt underneath appeared also to be black. The usual tiny braids that held his hair back from his face were not there, so his now waist length blonde tresses were floating all about him in the wind; he looked positively urethral.