...Apologies, anyone?
So, there's this Kayne West Apology generator that is so frakking hilarious! Why?
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO BEN BARNES AND MARY MCDONNELL FOR FRAKKING THE CAT. I SPOKE TO MARY MCDONNELL RIGHT AFTER. BEN BARNES IS VERY HOT !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR RUNNING AND SINGING!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT THE PROTECTORS OF THE PLOT CONTINUUM (WAIT THAT'S NOT A COMPANY...). I WILL APOLOGIZE TO BEN BARNES 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF FROGS!!! YOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! HELLS YEAH I GAVE MY ELEVATOR TO ANNA POPPLEWELL AND SKANDAR KEYNES WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
Because you get the most hilarious result, that's why.
See, Kayne, if you would just READ A FRAKKING BOOK once in a while, you might realize that apology letters are not written in all caps. And that you don't use so many exclamation points. And that you don't go off onto random tangents.
(Besides, Taylor Swift is prettier and has prettier songs. Even if more than half of them are about her own screwed-up love life.)
On a different note... I missed two questions on the French quiz today. Grrrrr.
But I did make a scathing comment in History: "All men are equal, but women are more equal than men." See, George Orwell reference, yo.
And now I can't wait until next Wednesday because it's minimum day! Yayyyyy! We get out at 12:10 and I'm going to go visit Mrs. F!
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO BEN BARNES AND MARY MCDONNELL FOR FRAKKING THE CAT. I SPOKE TO MARY MCDONNELL RIGHT AFTER. BEN BARNES IS VERY HOT !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR RUNNING AND SINGING!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT THE PROTECTORS OF THE PLOT CONTINUUM (WAIT THAT'S NOT A COMPANY...). I WILL APOLOGIZE TO BEN BARNES 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF FROGS!!! YOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! HELLS YEAH I GAVE MY ELEVATOR TO ANNA POPPLEWELL AND SKANDAR KEYNES WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
Because you get the most hilarious result, that's why.
See, Kayne, if you would just READ A FRAKKING BOOK once in a while, you might realize that apology letters are not written in all caps. And that you don't use so many exclamation points. And that you don't go off onto random tangents.
(Besides, Taylor Swift is prettier and has prettier songs. Even if more than half of them are about her own screwed-up love life.)
On a different note... I missed two questions on the French quiz today. Grrrrr.
But I did make a scathing comment in History: "All men are equal, but women are more equal than men." See, George Orwell reference, yo.
And now I can't wait until next Wednesday because it's minimum day! Yayyyyy! We get out at 12:10 and I'm going to go visit Mrs. F!