wtf chocolate on pizza XD

Feb 05, 2010 16:02

some FrUK, for starters...

United Kingdom Bugger off, France.

Posted: 5th Feb at 16:55
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France
Moi aussi, je t'aime, l'Angleterre :)
England
Moi non plus; my brother!
And some gender confusion about Alfred. XD

France C'est l'Amérique ou les États-Unis? Feminin ou masculin?

Posted: 5th Feb at 16:52
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Quebec
Don't you know your own language, papan?
French Polynesia
On s'en branle Marcel! Who really cares?
France
Stop correcting me, Quebec. It's you whose language is entirely incomprehensible. Yet you have the audacity to call it french.
England
America is hermaphrodite, France. Didn't you know that?
And Italy, culinary critic extraordinare...

Italy I just had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it -.-

Posted: 5th Feb at 22:45
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England
Hey! That's not true. It was a delicious pizza!
Italy
@England: Chocolate is NOT a good pizza topping. Why? Just... why?
England
@Italy: What do you mean it's not? Chocolate is awesome!
Italy
Chocolate is indeed awesome, but not on pizza!
England
Chocolate is awesome on anything. Except deep fried snails.
Italy
Well, I'm sure France would disagree... and anyway, I thought it was supposed to be America who is obsessed with chocolate.
England
So let France disagree. If he dares. And as far as I know America is obsessed with ice-cream. But I might promise not to put chocolate on pizza anymore, if you mind so much (at least not when you're around).
United States of America
DID SOMEONE SAY ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE
Italy
America's obsessed with ALL kinds of food. And anyway, I think that's Serbia just gone to eat all your chocolate. *hands Serbia 50 euro*
England
Noooo my precious chocolate! I will raise a complaint with the EU parliament *goes to sit in a dark corner*
Italy
Oh sure, you're happy to go bitching to the EU when it suits you aren't you?
England
Just like everyone else of the happy 27, Italy...
Italy
I'm sure Mr. Farage and his UKIP have something to say about it... (rather too much actually, can't you shut that man up?)
England
Eh, they get on my nerves allright. I would just lock them up in a cellar or something, but apparently it's "inconsistent with democratic practice". Pfft.
Italy
That never stopped you before though.
France
I disagree! No chocolate on a pizza!!!! But Italy, you know that England is hopeless....
England
If I'm hopeless, then you certainly are desperate. France.
Belgium
Did someone say chocolate?
lolwhut another reference to the Financial Crisis gangbang. and some tsuntsun!America XD

United Kingdom has an idea. Let's gangbang on America! :D

Posted: 5th Feb at 22:12
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France
L'Angleterre, what an idea! You know you can count me in ;)
United States of America
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL BE SORE FOR WEEKS. AND DURING THAT PERIOD OF TIME, I'LL BE EVEN FURTHER AWAY FROM /SAVING THE WORLD FROM GLOBAL WARMING/. Think about that, UK, unless you want to be an enemy of the Earth!
United Kingdom
You're far from saving the world as it is. This won't hinder you a bit, trust me.
United States of America
BUT... but... NO. JUST NO! Agh, come on, France, you're supposed to hate UK and help /me/!
France
No, l'Amérique. I used to help you once, and later your people repaid me with hate and contempt. I know better now.
European Union
Well. Since Canada seem to have left me for US Virgin Islands, I might be in on this anyway...
Spain
Don't worry, América. We will be tender. Let's remember good old times, what do you say? ;)
United States of America
OH YEAH WELL... I'm in the middle of helping out Haiti, yeah, you know, the country you used to own! You guys can't gangbang me while I'm trying to save an entire country from the ~*HORRIBLE*~ effects of an earthquake! That'd be just wrong!
Greece
The most sexually active country in the world wants in. ;D
Netherlands
So you say you're okay with us doing it after Haiti is helped? ;) Amerika, let's look forwad that time, then...
United States of America
UH, YEAH, SURE. (Phew, good thing there's lots to do.)
England
Just don't think you can avoid it. You can't.
United States of America
UH, BY THE WAY GUYS, I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM COMMUNISM AND STUFF...
Germany
Ya! Let's haf some fun!
United Kingdom
Don't make false excuses, USA. You whine here all the time about how you get no love from anyone, and when I want to change that, you pretend it's not to your liking. Bloody hell, what do you want then? Make up your mind!
United States of America
I...! I don't want... a /gangbang/. That's... THAT'S NOT LOVE!
Australia
It's physical love, darling America. I'm reporting in, too ;)
United States of America
ARRGHHH FKSJGESKGAGES. I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I HATE UK I
China
I hate UK too, but I support this.
Albania
Room for one more in there?
United Kingdom
America@: D: Oh, don't hate on me America! There's a thousands reason to hate on YOU! Which is the reason why I planned a gangbang on you!
United States of America
I HATE YOU, UK! YOU'RE THE WORST. Sure, I ask for love here and there, but I can't help it! No one likes me, especially after my last president, gah! And you... YOU'RE JUST A JERK. And I have so many responsibilities, it sucks! I don't want to be the
United States of America
...world's personal whore!
United Kingdom
Too late.
United States of America
...And it's February, THE MONTH OF LOVE! Am I getting any real love? No. BUT I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME. But you know what?! You don't deserve it.
United Kingdom
America@: B) But, America, this is REAL love.
United Kingdom
Aaaw America. Don't get so pissed. I just thought you would like it.
United States of America
IT'S LUST, LUSSTTTT. TCH, FORGET THIS! I'm going to go save some country from DISASTER instead of RAPING IT. /BECAUSE I'M THE HERO/.
Serbia
Oh, this looks fun. Mind if my brother Montenegro and I join in?
Iraq
@USA: You call it "saving", we call it rape.
United States of America
HUSH, IRAQ. Now's not a good time!

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