HAHAHAHAHAA. This will only be funny to Lara and myself.
JudyGarlandFan (3:36:51 AM): Last year, a man in Rehoboth bought these crushed shells for his driveway
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:01 AM): from a local business who did their shell-crushing themselves
Babygumm13 (3:37:13 AM): mm, lucrative business.
Babygumm13 (3:37:15 AM): LOL
Babygumm13 (3:37:18 AM): continue.
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:24 AM): well, Delaware was an active part in WWII-ness, even though the war OBVIOUSLY never spread here
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:26 AM): HAHHA
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:32 AM): The shells were local shells
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:33 AM): WELL
Babygumm13 (3:37:34 AM): apparently not
Babygumm13 (3:37:39 AM): YES
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:45 AM): some sort of... GUNPOWDER or SOMETHING was in these shells
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:50 AM): SOMETHING had... WASHED ASHORE
JudyGarlandFan (3:37:56 AM): and this man backed his car up
Babygumm13 (3:37:58 AM): AHHHH
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:00 AM): over the shells
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:02 AM): and it BLEW UP
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:03 AM): HAHHAHAHA
Babygumm13 (3:38:11 AM): AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
Babygumm13 (3:38:17 AM): did this man PERISH?
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:18 AM): I am laughing hysterically
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:24 AM): Like I've never heard it before
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:28 AM): Or I wasn't the one telling it
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:32 AM): No
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:33 AM): HAHAHAHA
Babygumm13 (3:38:37 AM): that is something Judy would find hilariously funny
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:44 AM): I am CACKLING
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:47 AM): It's not even FUNNY
JudyGarlandFan (3:38:49 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Babygumm13 (3:38:57 AM): IT IS
Babygumm13 (3:39:04 AM): I am laughing aloud as well
Babygumm13 (3:39:23 AM): I think part of it is
Babygumm13 (3:39:32 AM): your capitalization of BLEW UP
JudyGarlandFan (3:39:35 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
JudyGarlandFan (3:39:47 AM): Oh GOD I just dug at my head, a la Judy
Babygumm13 (3:39:59 AM): YESSSS HEAD DIGGING
JudyGarlandFan (3:40:04 AM): I'm still laughing
Babygumm13 (3:40:07 AM): sometimes when I laugh
JudyGarlandFan (3:40:08 AM): My abdomen is in pain
Babygumm13 (3:40:21 AM): I do the Judy spazz-convulsing thing
JudyGarlandFan (3:40:26 AM): I DO TOO
Babygumm13 (3:40:45 AM): where she like, flies out of her chair and flails her arms around for a minute and a half before regaining composure
JudyGarlandFan (3:40:48 AM): YES
JudyGarlandFan (3:41:08 AM): Everytime I stop laughing over this
JudyGarlandFan (3:41:15 AM): I just picture a man leisurely backing his car up
JudyGarlandFan (3:41:20 AM): and BURSTING into flames
JudyGarlandFan (3:41:22 AM): AHAHAHAHAH
Babygumm13 (3:41:30 AM): OH GOD
Babygumm13 (3:41:37 AM): I JUST STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
JudyGarlandFan (3:41:37 AM): KABOOM
JudyGarlandFan (3:41:41 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
Babygumm13 (3:41:50 AM): my neighbors are probably wondering WTF
Babygumm13 (3:42:09 AM): and the SOUNDS IT WOULD HAVE MADE
JudyGarlandFan (3:42:13 AM): HAHAHAHAHAA
JudyGarlandFan (3:42:18 AM): THE MAN'S REACON
JudyGarlandFan (3:42:22 AM): REACTION*
JudyGarlandFan (3:42:24 AM): REACON
Babygumm13 (3:42:28 AM): *gravel gravel gravel gravel.....KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
JudyGarlandFan (3:42:33 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Babygumm13 (3:43:16 AM): oh god his reaction
JudyGarlandFan (3:43:43 AM): WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING?
Babygumm13 (3:43:55 AM): like, looking over his shoulder to see what was happening...and then OHGODWTFFLAMES!!!!!
JudyGarlandFan (3:44:10 AM): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Babygumm13 (3:44:27 AM): I have tears from laughing
JudyGarlandFan (3:44:30 AM): AS DO I
Babygumm13 (3:45:08 AM): and the NEIGHBORS
JudyGarlandFan (3:45:24 AM): Oh HELL, the NEIGHBORS.
Babygumm13 (3:45:30 AM): hearing his car leave the driveway as usual
Babygumm13 (3:45:33 AM): then
Babygumm13 (3:46:11 AM): BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
JudyGarlandFan (3:46:15 AM):
JudyGarlandFan (3:46:39 AM): The sounds of STRAY SHELLS crackling at their windows.
Babygumm13 (3:47:15 AM): HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS
Babygumm13 (3:47:52 AM): fuckveals, I'm tired
JudyGarlandFan (3:47:55 AM): and then the silent sound of fire.
Babygumm13 (3:48:18 AM): and smoke trailing all through the neighborhood
Babygumm13 (3:48:22 AM): OH HELL