Life is just a bowl of cherries...

[lily_mars]

So... I'm getting my braces taken off on May 18th. This is monumental, you guys. I've had these babies on since I was 12 (well... I was 11, but I turned 12 a month later). I'm going to be 20 in August. What... what even. My teeth weren't even jacked up, I just have a bit of a cross bite that will NOT fix itself. BUT IT'S FIXED. HOORAY! I really

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[illusory_thrill]

BEACH.

MAME.

lolbraces. I thought I had mine on for a long time. I had mine on for two and a half years. Although probably need them again because newsflash, teeth do not stay in one place even after you have braces. Ugh. I just want fake ones.

[lily_mars]

BEACH. MAME.

Braces are ridiculous creatures. I am so pumped to get them off, but retainers are EMBARASSING. I do not want that shit in my life.

[illusory_thrill]

I have a built-in retainer on the inside of my teeth.

But it didn't work. Because I have a rogue incisor that split from the rest of my perfectly straight teeth. So. I really don't even know, I just think teeth are bullshit.

[illusory_thrill]

Also, I have to tell you. In that epic Annette radio interview I posted yesterday, the radio guys ask her if she has a sister who can marry Squiggy and Annette was like "Ohhh, but David is married to a lovely woman named Kathy Lander and they have a wonderful daughter Natalie."

And I laughed a lot.

[lily_mars]

KATHY FIELDS LANDER IS HILARIOUS. Oh, Annette. Way to be all modest and shit.

[lily_mars]

Teeth are Satan's gift to mankind. Like... what's this business of having a bunch of bones in your mouth? It's not even cute.