To the asshole who posted
this -- please go die now.
Do not pass go, collect 200, etc, just. DIE. It's not that I wish you pain, exactly, it's just that I would rather you didn't exist. OK? Wait, let me be more clear. You are obviously a waste of air and resources -- you are no longer worthy of the title human. NO ONE GETS TO CALL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING A THING. OK. NO. ONE. I hate that you have been allowed to exist for this long. PLEASE FIX THIS OVERSIGHT NOW.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE *stabbity stab stab*