This Is Not About Jealousy, This Is About Respect [One-Shot]
Title: This Is Not About Jealousy, This Is About Respect
Pairing: Various
Character: Jonghyun-centric
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Short (compared to Study Room that is!)
Genre: I...have...no...idea does it really matter?
Summary: They're everywhere. Either you accept or you go crazy.
**Note: If you ever made-out of cuddled in front of me, well this fic is what went through my head when I saw you, well here it's put nicely while in my head the comments are a bit harsher. ^^''
I wrote this quickly because I am very tired of all the shameless couples these days. I don't know if it's because I'm not open-minded or something...But oh well here I tried to transpose my own thoughts into Jonghyun's mind! The situation might seem funny when it fact...it's so very very sad....
Enjoy being in head for a fic!
"You guys make me sick," Jonghyun had announced when they were all comfortably watching a movie in the middle of the after noon.
Well, Jonghyun hadn't been really all that comfortable.
Kibum had been cuddling up against the leader side and Taemin had fallen asleep hugging Minho like a teddybear. This whole couples-thing were getting on his nerves. Not that he had anything against people in love. In fact, he admired people who were able to find the love of their life at such a young age. Or so that was what they were all saying.
But did they really have to show it to the world?!
At first, Jonghyun had ignored it. Who was he to complain anyway? They could sit wherever and however they liked...right?
...right?
...
After an hour so, Jonghyun had officially declared that he was the only SHINee member with some shame left. He didn't know if it was love that made people so unbearably cozy with one another, but it was annoying.
"'Can't you guys be respectful to a poor single guy who just want to watch a movie and not real life love/comedy action!?' He had wanted to say, but ended up snorting instead.
"I'm going to Super Junior sunbaenims' dorm." He had said, nobody really noticing him leave.
This was a bad idea.
A bad bad bad idea. If there were a prize for the worst idea of the year, Jonghyun would have won.
Super Junior's dorm was the worst place of all if you wanted to get away from a lovey-dovey atmosphere. So much that Jonghyun deeply wondered if he was the only straight human being in all of SM entertainment. Let alone, the only human being able to respect others in his actions.
"You can come in Jonghyun, we won't eat you!" Eeteuk said happily when Jonghyun just stood at the entrance without moving a muscle.
"I'm not worried about ME..." Jonghyun muttered under his breath and caught sight of two heads leaning against each other on the couch. He didn't know who they belonged to and wasn't exactly sure he wanted to know.
He removed his shoes, sighing in annoyance at Kyuhyun and Sungmin who just flew by, holding hands. Eeteuk gestured to come sit in the kitchen and that's exactly what Jonghyun did. He snorted under his breath when Suju's Umma pecked Kangin on top of his head. Eeteuk sat beside him, obviously searching for his lover's hand under the table.
"So, what brings you here Jonghyunie? Is it-"
Jonghyun raised an eyebrow at Eeteuk who just broke into laughter in mid-sentence. When Kangin started laughing and they began poking and tickling each other, Jonghyun realised this wasn't the best way to avoid SHINee's cuddling couples.
"I'll just...go," He said coldly.
"Oh, oh sorry Jonghyun, we just-" Eeteuk started, but was cut off by Jonghyun who shook his head.
"I know, I know, it's okay. I'll just go see if Henry-hyung is in his room,"
Wow that was one short conversation, With that Jonghyun escaped the room and entered what he though was Henry's room. But when he stepped in, what he saw had clearly nothing to do with the person he was searching for.
Heechul's head turned to the door, glaring when he saw Jonghyun standing there. "What are you doing here, you little-"
Heechul was always a little touchy when he was caught making out with Shiwon, even if the whole world already knew about their relationship.
"AH, Sor-Sorry! I didn't mean to-"
"Okay, okay now go!" Heechul yelled, annoyed.
Shiwon gave Jonghyun a apologetic look before Heechul brought him back to their previous activity.
At least they do 'get a room'. Jonghyun thought and was pretty sure that Shiwon was nice enough to do private things in PRIVATE...unlike most people these days. Heechul was probably just enjoying every minute he could spend alone with his boyfriend.
Jonghyun opened the right door this time. The right door, but it wasn't any better. Donghae, Ryewook and Henry were all sprawled on the latter's bed, limps tangled up together messily. Jonghyun narrowed his eyes, grimacing lightly at the pathetic sight. Pathetic in his point of view. Once again, he though : At least they did get a room.
When SHINee's lead singer turned around and saw that the two heads on the couch were now kissing passionately, he cursed under his breath.
"That's it, I'm going to DongBanShinKi's dorm,"
Not predicting the unavoidable things he was going to see, he drove blindly to DBSK's dorm. He was welcomed warmly by Jeajoong. This was normal. Pretty normal. Then when Yunho popped out of nowhere and gave a surprise back hug to his well-known 'wife', Jonghyun didn't even bother stepping in and turned around instead.
He aimed 2pm's dorm, but they were out.
Somehow relieved to avoid seeing MORE people cuddling/kissing, Jonghyun walked back to his dorm. When he opened the door, he directly went to his room. He locked himself in the small room and put his earphones on.
Love songs blasting in his ears, he felt the irony of listening to his favourite songs about love when he had ranted about couples all day long. He wondered if someday he would find someo-
"Jonghyun aren't you going to eat?"
"Can't I be sorry for myself in peace for one minute?!!?!"
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I think I need a psychologist.