Title: Wicked Witches and Grumpy Ghosts
Author:
luvscharlieFandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Sirius Black/Lily Evans (James/Lily in the background for canon compliance)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lily Evans loves her boyfriend. Really, she does. But she's young and inexperienced and not quite ready to settle down to James's offer of marriage until she's "lived a little".
Word Count: 6,879
Warnings/Content: Well, Lily grosses Sirius out, so she might gross you out too with her frank tampon discussion, infidelity, voyeurism, canon compliance up to a point, Sirius being so adorkable I want to squish him and Lily wanting to kick him, tattoo, wall!sex, SO. MUCH. SNARK. I swear I wanted to murder them both just to make them shut the hell up.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but they were certainly a hoot to play with.
Author's notes: Originally written for
love_rockerkid at the 2011
wizard_love who asked for many, many things. I chose to go with her requests for "infidelity, infidelity, infidelity", wall!sex, rebellious themes, a naughty and adventurous Lily (Lily might argue she's far less naughty and adventurous than she is just downright dumb in this fic), creative use of tattoos on Sirius (I'm not sure how creative it was, but Lily got a giggle out of it), voyeurism, bathroom stall!sex (sort of), and not too happy or too sad-I can't say this is sad at all, though it's far more humorous than "happy". Thanks galore go to
aigooism and
teenage_hustler, my betas extraordinaire.
Wicked Witches and Grumpy Ghosts