Monday Morning Meme

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(Pillaged from flamingbabyhead)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Susan Martinez!

1. Susan Martinez can sleep for three and a half years!
2. Susan Martinez is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Susan Martinez!
4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Susan Martinez!
5. Susan Martinez is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
6. If you put a drop of liquor on Susan Martinez, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
7. Susan Martinez can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Susan Martinez.
9. It is bad luck to walk under Susan Martinez.
10. Susan Martinez became extinct in England in 1486!