Study Break!!!! Birthday AWESOME Report
the number one thing that texas has over louisiana. perhaps the only thing, because the roads here suck. Magic Time Machine Restaurant. you walk inside and think you're in a pretty normal place. then Forrest Gump goes running past you as you go to your seat, carrying someone purse. then you look around and see Rainbow Bright, that dude from Top Gun, and other assorted people running around.
then you are finally seated and realize that captain jack sparrow is your waiter. THIS is what life is about. fighting captain jack sparrow as princess-leia-if-she'd-had-the-force(after obi-won gives you his robe) with a random sword you found in a corner. and then watching your roommate strip ace ventura after the restaurant is closed. after he gave you a backrub.
princess fiona proceeds to completely humiliate the most hostile person at the table by making him wear a to-go box on his head to get his beer.
last night was perhaps the greatest night ever.
then you are finally seated and realize that captain jack sparrow is your waiter. THIS is what life is about. fighting captain jack sparrow as princess-leia-if-she'd-had-the-force(after obi-won gives you his robe) with a random sword you found in a corner. and then watching your roommate strip ace ventura after the restaurant is closed. after he gave you a backrub.
princess fiona proceeds to completely humiliate the most hostile person at the table by making him wear a to-go box on his head to get his beer.
last night was perhaps the greatest night ever.