me:yo sup my fake homie?
him:n2m what cha doing tomorrow?
me: maybe hanging out with danielle...maybe
him:you really like her don't you
me: no she's a bitch
me: im kidding i love her!
me: not that way but yeah shes kewl
him:whys she so awesome?
me: cause she's the muffin!and she's spiffy adn i can talk to her
him:about???
me:anything really. adn even when i say something perverted(which happens alot) she just laughs it off
him:she sounds....nice
me:keep it in the pants man she's seeing someone and she wouldn't date an 18 year old...besides your small
him: i wasn't thinking about that! okay i was... but im not small.
me:thats not what *name with held* said!
him:bitch
me: i love you too!