prom
so last night was the big dance. maybe you're wondering why two grown rock stars are going to a high school prom, but i'm famous. i like girls. young girls. i goto prom every year. aight so i've been chasin this cherry since before she was old enough to have one but this is the first time she's let me close enough to smell her hair so it was a big deal for me. the night before prom i called up avy to tell her how much i was looking forward to the big night and explain to her how madly in love with her i am but she told me 2 goto bed lol. so i did.
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*alarm*
6 o'clock already i was just in the middle of a dream!! i was kissin avril lavigne by a crystal blue italian stream.
but i can't be late cuz i guess i just won't get laid. where the fuck am i going to find time to get a fade???
first thing i did after getting up was to go buy avy's corsage. i found the perfect $300 orchid+calla lily corsage and made sure the homeys iced it out for her. found a nice spot for it in the fridge and then started getting ready. showered, shaved, clipped and cleaned my nails, styled my hair (made sure not to overload on sportin waves). and then packed up all my prom essentials: breath mints, money, keys, cell phone, camera, and of course the prom tickets.
when the escalade limo arrived i was lookin like a million bux. i grabbed the corsage and we rolled out. my heart was racing like a sprinter that tripped and fell. i rang the doorbell hoping to be delighted by a dazzling eyeful but EVAN opened the door. i didn't ask why he was over but i made sure he went home. avril came down and i passed out. when i woke up avy had me dressed up like this and was draggin me out of the limo into prom...
some black kid was yelling at us as i was coming to but avril didn't seem to care. when we got inside avril pulled out 2 bottles of stolys and emptied them into the fruit punch. as u might guess things got out of hand in a hurry. avril started taking clothes off and jumping on guys (and girls) left and right. we managed to get one more jitterbug in before she started rolling around on the floor and i had to take her back to the limo.
i was hoping to get some easy oral but she was more interested in playing dj. she'd play something stupid like the bathroom symphony and i'd change it to eternal flame and she'd change it to something boring like barracuda and i'd change it to singin in the rain and she'd change it to something awful like your own disaster and i'd change it to punk rock princess and she'd change it to something terrible like straight up but then i changed it to bedroom talk and she settled down. she started to do some dance and then i played mad cobra - FLEX and we started making out and i slid off the pink stuff and adjusted my leaves and tried to pop her but i went for the wrong hole and avril screamed and punched me in the face and kicked me out the limo and told me to go watch more porn. and i told her I DON'T WANNA FALL TO PIECES I JUST WANNA SIT AND STARE AT YOU I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT AND I DON'T WANT A CONVERSATION I JUST WANT TO CRY IN FRONT OF YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT CUZ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU and i'll let avril tell u the rest
zZzZzZzZz...
*alarm*
6 o'clock already i was just in the middle of a dream!! i was kissin avril lavigne by a crystal blue italian stream.
but i can't be late cuz i guess i just won't get laid. where the fuck am i going to find time to get a fade???
first thing i did after getting up was to go buy avy's corsage. i found the perfect $300 orchid+calla lily corsage and made sure the homeys iced it out for her. found a nice spot for it in the fridge and then started getting ready. showered, shaved, clipped and cleaned my nails, styled my hair (made sure not to overload on sportin waves). and then packed up all my prom essentials: breath mints, money, keys, cell phone, camera, and of course the prom tickets.
when the escalade limo arrived i was lookin like a million bux. i grabbed the corsage and we rolled out. my heart was racing like a sprinter that tripped and fell. i rang the doorbell hoping to be delighted by a dazzling eyeful but EVAN opened the door. i didn't ask why he was over but i made sure he went home. avril came down and i passed out. when i woke up avy had me dressed up like this and was draggin me out of the limo into prom...
some black kid was yelling at us as i was coming to but avril didn't seem to care. when we got inside avril pulled out 2 bottles of stolys and emptied them into the fruit punch. as u might guess things got out of hand in a hurry. avril started taking clothes off and jumping on guys (and girls) left and right. we managed to get one more jitterbug in before she started rolling around on the floor and i had to take her back to the limo.
i was hoping to get some easy oral but she was more interested in playing dj. she'd play something stupid like the bathroom symphony and i'd change it to eternal flame and she'd change it to something boring like barracuda and i'd change it to singin in the rain and she'd change it to something awful like your own disaster and i'd change it to punk rock princess and she'd change it to something terrible like straight up but then i changed it to bedroom talk and she settled down. she started to do some dance and then i played mad cobra - FLEX and we started making out and i slid off the pink stuff and adjusted my leaves and tried to pop her but i went for the wrong hole and avril screamed and punched me in the face and kicked me out the limo and told me to go watch more porn. and i told her I DON'T WANNA FALL TO PIECES I JUST WANNA SIT AND STARE AT YOU I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT AND I DON'T WANT A CONVERSATION I JUST WANT TO CRY IN FRONT OF YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT CUZ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU and i'll let avril tell u the rest