Weekly H'scopes
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning April 2
Copyright 2009 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
ARIES (March 21-April 19): There's plain old everyday lightning, which
travels about five miles, and then there are superbolts -- strokes of
lightning that are a hundred times stronger than a normal flash and that
can travel over 100 miles. In the coming weeks, Aries, your power levels
could be more like these superbolts than your usual output. I suggest you
take advantage. Just assume that you'll be able to shed more light and
attract more attention than usual.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When I was 19, I did Outward Bound, a
wilderness survival course designed to make a man out of me. For 24
winter days, my team and I camped and traveled through New
Hampshire's White Mountains. Near the end of the ordeal, we were each
required to do a three-day "solo" experience, during which time we were
left alone with only three things: a sleeping bag, a canvas tarp to use as a
partial shelter, and a box of mincemeat. The latter was a concentrated
slab of food made of raisins, dried apples, lemon rind, cinnamon, nutmeg,
cloves, and dried beef. As I shivered and worried and sang loud songs and
battled my own wild thoughts during those challenging but enlightening
72 hours, I grew to savor my odd-tasting delicacy. It kept me sane and
grounded. As you prepare for your own rite of passage, Taurus, I suggest
you procure the metaphorical equivalent of mincemeat.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): As reported in UK's *Mirror,* South African
game warden Alex Larenty made a dramatic display of the trust he
engenders among the animals under his care. Sidling up from behind to a
full-grown male lion named Jamu, Larenty lightly grasped the beast's balls
and held on for a while. Jamu did not protest. I invite you to attempt the
metaphorical equivalent of this brave encounter, Gemini. According to my
reading of the omens, you have the power to play with fire -- and I mean
"play" in every sense of the word.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): In his book *When the Impossible Happens,*
Stanislav Grof describes a man named Kurt who was "very unhappy if
there were no problems in his life and adversaries against whom to fight."
Kurt didn't just thrive on crises; he felt uncomfortable if he didn't have
any. In my vision of how your destiny is unfolding, Cancerian, you now
have the ability to express a more temperate version of this capacity.
What I mean is that you could be highly entertained and resoundingly
moved by the dilemmas that come into your vicinity, but without going
overboard into obsession. You could embrace the challenges in
appreciation for the way they compel you to get smarter, but without
clutching them desperately.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Philosopher Bertrand Russell wasn't so much
interested in the "will to believe." Rather, he preferred "the will to find
out, which is the exact opposite." Your assignment, Leo, is to try his
approach. Regard it as an experiment that you'll have fun with. For a few
days, refuse to jump to any conclusions whatsoever. Be skeptical of all
theories about why things are the way they are. See if you can thrive
without clinging to any ideology. Instead, be bursting with the intention to
discover the raw truth, no matter where that leads you, and even if it
seems to contradict your rules to live by.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There will be other times when I'll encourage
you to upgrade your relationships with your inner child, your inner
mountain-climber, and your inner serpent. Right now I hope you will take
some quality time to commune with your inner elder. In my astrological
opinion, you especially need the influence of this sage old part of you. He
or she doesn't care overly much about social status, romantic drama, or
the obsession of the moment, but is more interested in what provides
deep meaning, generates love, and offers the big-picture perspective. So
try this, Virgo: Leap ahead many years in your imagination and tune in to
the guidance of the ripe and vibrant wise guy or wise woman you will
ultimately become.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The sirens are enticing and wooing and
tempting you again. This time they say have a *really* fabulous deal, even
better than before. They're sorry, by the way, about the somewhat
deceptive advertising they used on the last occasion you came their way.
They want to assure you that they'll never again pull the bait-and-switch
routine. So are you ready to give them another chance? Don't look to me
for advice on what you should do. I'm simply here to report the situation.
Besides, you need a good stiff test of your powers of discernment. Oh,
one other thing: To demonstrate their sincerity, the sirens are offering
you their first song and dance absolutely free.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The three tasks I think you should work on in
the coming week are among the hardest any human being can attempt.
Luckily, you now have an unusually strong aptitude for them, and are
likely to receive unexpected assistance if you're brave enough to plunge
ahead. Here they are. 1. Interrupt and overthrow negative trains of
thought right in the middle of their flow through your brain. 2. Negotiate
partial solutions to complex problems. In other words, do the half-right
thing when it's impossible to do the totally right thing. 3. Understand that
in order to graduate from a certain batch of weird karma that has
persisted, you must completely accept the situation as it is, acknowledge
your role in precipitating and prolonging it, and feel gratitude for all that it
has taught you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Some Japanese employees receive three
days of "heartache leave" per year from the companies they work for.
During those times they can recover from sad experiences or romantic
reversals. If it were up to me, every company in every country in the
world would annually provide workers with the opposite kind of holiday:
ten days of "heart-soaring leave." These would be times devoted to
cultivating blessed breakthroughs or celebrating great happiness. If there
were such a system in place already, Sagittarius, I bet you'd use some of
those heart-soaring days in the coming weeks.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your symbol for the week is the Mariana
Trench, which is the lowest place on the earth's surface. Located
underwater in the Pacific Ocean, it's almost seven miles down -- further
below sea level than Mt. Everest is above sea level. I chose this natural
feature for you to play with in your imagination because I'm hoping it will
inspire you to explore the extreme depths. The coming days will be an
excellent time to get better acquainted with the stuff that's at the very
bottom of your world.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your IQ has crept up beyond its usual level,
and may ascend even higher in the coming days. I suspect you're poised
to erupt with a host of sharp insights, and maybe some brilliant analyses
or strokes of genius as well. Why? How? It may have to do with the way
the planets are massaging your brain chemistry. Or perhaps it's because
you smell freedom, and your libido is boosting your intelligence with the
enhancements that only the onset of exhilaration can provide. I
recommend that you milk this gift for all it's worth. Don't waste time on
trivial conquests like polishing off crossword puzzles or acing online
personality tests. Try to solve the mystery of the ages, or at least your
two knottiest problems.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): "So I sing to my seeds," says gardener Leslie
Gaydos. "What about it?" Although she sounds a bit defensive about
treating her unsprouted kernels like sentient beings, I hope you won't be
in the least apologetic as you carry out your assignment: Serenade your
seeds. Bathe them in your tender concern. Infuse them with your
intelligent love. Whether your seeds are literal plants or more
metaphorical in nature, make it your priority to sweet-talk them and guide
them into the next phase of their growth.