oh look! a jellybean just passed by me.
so a couple nights ago, lua told me a racist joke, which deeply surprised me. after careful questioning, i discovered that girls are not as racist as mr. dan sun.
the joke was,
"what do jellybeans and humans have in common?"
and since there's so many non-named stories [ex: boy A, girl A, stalker], i have decided to make one too.
one day, girl C was walking with her friends, girls Z, Y, and X. Suddenly, Z stopped and pointed at an oddly shaped jellybean that just passed by them on the streets. "It's INVERTED!" Yes, they agreed it was weird. What was even weirder was when Y suddenly stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and yelled "SHIP! I spot a SHIP!" Only girl X spotted something normal and she pointed out: "the sky is BLUE". strangeness of it all. it seemed to girl C that Z and Y and X enjoyed emphasizing random words.
just kidding, that's not the story.
the story is actually...
one day, girl C was walking on the streets and everyone stopped in their tracks to talk to her because in their minds, girl C was just too cool to not talk to.
the end!
hey who has heard of that new show that's coming out called "freddie", starring FREDDIE! yeah it just looked interesting, and it has shane west in it too? just thought i'd advertise it out for no reason.
full house in 3.5 hours! how awesome is that!
stats/precal-ugh.
bio-thurs! :\
one day, mr. lau was done with his lecturing, and he said
"let there be light"
so the student turns on the light switch, and mr. lau proceeds to say,
"ah there's the light. so the book of genesis was true after all."
today rideout said something extremely funny, but i don't remember what it was. sad :[
i admire those people who take the time to list all their favorite music on their facebook. it amazes me.
does anyone ever just randomly fall asleep on their desks while doing their hw? i do that practically everyday. i guess that's my way of expressing how fun hw is. what a good way to strain your back.
and i also just noticed the picture that matt and the other boys took at half moon bay [?]. really brave you guys. really.
i like fruit snacks!
the joke was,
"what do jellybeans and humans have in common?"
and since there's so many non-named stories [ex: boy A, girl A, stalker], i have decided to make one too.
one day, girl C was walking with her friends, girls Z, Y, and X. Suddenly, Z stopped and pointed at an oddly shaped jellybean that just passed by them on the streets. "It's INVERTED!" Yes, they agreed it was weird. What was even weirder was when Y suddenly stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and yelled "SHIP! I spot a SHIP!" Only girl X spotted something normal and she pointed out: "the sky is BLUE". strangeness of it all. it seemed to girl C that Z and Y and X enjoyed emphasizing random words.
just kidding, that's not the story.
the story is actually...
one day, girl C was walking on the streets and everyone stopped in their tracks to talk to her because in their minds, girl C was just too cool to not talk to.
the end!
hey who has heard of that new show that's coming out called "freddie", starring FREDDIE! yeah it just looked interesting, and it has shane west in it too? just thought i'd advertise it out for no reason.
full house in 3.5 hours! how awesome is that!
stats/precal-ugh.
bio-thurs! :\
one day, mr. lau was done with his lecturing, and he said
"let there be light"
so the student turns on the light switch, and mr. lau proceeds to say,
"ah there's the light. so the book of genesis was true after all."
today rideout said something extremely funny, but i don't remember what it was. sad :[
i admire those people who take the time to list all their favorite music on their facebook. it amazes me.
does anyone ever just randomly fall asleep on their desks while doing their hw? i do that practically everyday. i guess that's my way of expressing how fun hw is. what a good way to strain your back.
and i also just noticed the picture that matt and the other boys took at half moon bay [?]. really brave you guys. really.
i like fruit snacks!