Good evening, glorious good-humored world.

Jun 11, 2004 21:41

The Lord of the Pandas says ( Read more... )

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Re: the first entry lordofpandas June 11 2004, 22:11:36 UTC
let me explain myself
in the reply stated above, i have clearly said...
WHAT THE FUCK
now, why whould i say such rubble in the eyes of the public. Seeing as to how i am the one and only Delictible Stew Harring, i do have an image to keep up. but, despite that, and the fact that i have just returned from the Paris Louvre, i have an extensive amount of knowledge and to use so little of it in such a reply is not well known
there is, however, one thing that pushes my buttons
i have lived in a trench for a year, squirming in worms and large amounts of animal flesh
that didn't bother me
i have been sentenced to be hanged, drawn, and quartered and was halfway through the process before they found me innocent
that didn't bother me
i have even been locked in a four by four by four foot cell for twelve years only surviving on my own feces and the vengeance i would have on the man who betrayed me
and even that didn't bother me
but to hear that there are such people out there that do not change there underwear is one thing that i do not stand for
as for the pirates, i know they change there underwear, for i was raised by one.
as for you, little somin somin
you are a dirty 'iddle whore
i hope you burn in hell, as i once have

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