Can you pick it up?

[lilsis_deathgun]

......

[[You see a strange looking pistol lying on a table. What will you do?]]

>Pick it up
>Leave it alone
>Stick it in

[[OOC: Okay, basically Patti randomly decided to turn herself into a gun for no reason. People can come by and try to pick her up, but be aware that Liz and Kid will be the only people able to do so. To everyone else, the

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[chop_meister]

>Look at it closely, but don't touch it.

A gun? This doesn't seem very safe, especially with what's happened lately.

... Wait, that looks like Kid's symbol...

[lilsis_deathgun]

Don't ignore me, bitch!!

1/2

[chop_meister]

Ack!

[chop_meister]

It... talked?!

[lilsis_deathgun]

Why not, you flat chested jerk?! I'll talk whatever the hell I want to talk!!

1/3

[chop_meister]

[chop_meister]

[chop_meister]

Don't call me flat-chested! At least I'm not a gun!

[lilsis_deathgun]

[As if in response to being chopped, the gun hops off the table and turns into a ball of pink light. The ball them transforms into a well endowed girl.]

Who's a gun, asshole?!

*Patti leaps onto Maka's back and proceeds to bite her head*

BREAK IT UP, HOES

[ossesso]

[Your dashing hero has arrived! Sort of.

Kid does his best hurry over and try to peel Patti from Maka's head how dare she try and ruin Maka's perfectly symmetrical head]

Patti! Please do not attempt to consume Maka!

OH HEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAH

[lilsis_deathgun]

Shut it, stripey! I'll eat the stripes right off yer damn ugly head!!

*Patti leaps from Maka's back and flies at Kid, clamping her jaws down on his head, chewing on his striped forelocks of hair*

MY SANITYYYY *SCREAMS FOREVER*

[chop_meister]

. . . [JUST WATCHING IN UTTER SHOCK]

stop screaming and get back to work *backhands* 1/2

[ossesso]

[THERE ARE NO WORDS OH GOD CODE RED CODE STRIPES SHUTTING OFF ALL BRAIN FUNCTION IN ATTEMPT TO SAVE SANITY]

[2/2]

[ossesso]

I'm too young to die like this

big sis to the rescue!

[bigsis_deathgun]

*comes across the massacre of Kid's head.*

What the? Patti! Stop that and get down from there now!

But who will rescue big sis?

[lilsis_deathgun]

Sis!!

*Patti jumps off of Kid, kicking him in the chest, and gives Liz a flying hug, latching onto her. She then chews on Liz's hat.*

Sis, I'm hungry. Let's go to school!