This has got to stop

[lilsilvrphoenix]

The whole Susan is a slut/drunk/druggie/smoker/any other vice thing is really getting old. You'd think that when your parents ask you about personal stuff, as mentioned previously, they'd be overjoyed by the fact that you tell them that you've never done drugs, have the occasional drink but have never been drunk, never smoked a day in your life and

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[willsullivan]

valentine's day is LAAAAAAME (you would not believe what law students buy each other, i'm talking about cars with bows on them here) but I'll take any excuse to go out to dinner and have a nice meal

re: your parents, I dunno what you should do. If you want bad advice I would say that you should call them at one in the morning on a tuesday and tell them that you're pregnant and/or in jail then say SIKE after they get over their heart attack. Then they'll appreciate you as a daughter even more!

More bad advice would be to slut it up and smoke a bowl cause hey, if you're gonna take shit you might as well have some fun with it.

although really maybe if you did slip some white lies in there about partying they might assume you're telling the truth and drop the whole thing. You know, like saying I won ten million dollars is going to get nobody to believe me but if I told you i found ten bucks on the street why would I lie about that?

So maybe you don't have to go all rebellious and shit, just say "yeah this weekend i shotgunned like 7 keystone lights and gave some dude a handie in his pickup" without the requisite shotgunning of beer and giving of handies and your parents will think "FINALLY the truth is out at least it's not heroin" and bam, problem solved.

[lilsilvrphoenix]

but i do that too, but i don't lie about it.

"Susan what are you doing this weekend?"

"Going bowling, probably having a drink or two. then Mike's back in town so we'll probably have a small party or something."

I don't really lie... to anyone. Does that make me weird nowadays?

[willsullivan]

I don't think it makes you weird, but it does say something interesting that you think it might. i think it's more weird that your parents don't believe you. parents are supposed to be trusting dupes who see their kids with rose glasses

[lilsilvrphoenix]

ok so i had a shop lifting problem in high school. i was never caught but i told my parents after the fact and I haven't stolen anything since! thought about it but never did.

... that's about the only thing I've ever done that was troublesome.

[allknowing001]

but shoplifting is fun! i'm part of the reason econo no longer sells baseball cards!

[lilsilvrphoenix]

I stole jewelry, make-up, clothes, keychains etc...