mine and ryrys convo
Lilaxemurderous: am i good at pleasing u with ur sexual needs and fantasies
droolmonkey13: o yes all the time mhm
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: howd u kno
Lilaxemurderous: am i amazing in bed?
droolmonkey13: i wudnt kno i was drunk and on acid
droolmonkey13: and it waznt a bed
droolmonkey13: it was my mincooper
Lilaxemurderous: in the car
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: but i guess u r cuz it hurt the next day
Lilaxemurderous: u must be huge
Lilaxemurderous: i was so sore the next day
droolmonkey13: along with the hanover
droolmonkey13: hehe
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: ::stretch::
droolmonkey13: ::looseness::
Lilaxemurderous: lol
Lilaxemurderous: im not lose
Lilaxemurderous: i do yoga
Lilaxemurderous: that makes me tight again
droolmonkey13: or belly dancing
Lilaxemurderous: yup
Lilaxemurderous: im starting to do that too
droolmonkey13: i shud belly dance
Lilaxemurderous: haha
Lilaxemurderous: omg
Lilaxemurderous: that would be so funny
droolmonkey13: to tighten my stoopit vagina
Lilaxemurderous: with a litte scarf and such
droolmonkey13: mhm
droolmonkey13: no other way
Lilaxemurderous: whats the other wy
Lilaxemurderous: way*
droolmonkey13: *theres no other way
Lilaxemurderous: hasha
droolmonkey13: i shud start hasha too
droolmonkey13: hasha sounds fun
Lilaxemurderous: haha
Lilaxemurderous: ryry
Lilaxemurderous: take yoga with me
Lilaxemurderous: u will be a bendiful mofo
droolmonkey13: i would
droolmonkey13: take it wit u
Lilaxemurderous: u should
Lilaxemurderous: omg move to mahopac
droolmonkey13: is it $?
Lilaxemurderous: and well take yoga together
droolmonkey13: chaa!
Lilaxemurderous: uhh i dk
droolmonkey13: id move to mahopac
Lilaxemurderous: hehe
droolmonkey13: id be all "i live in mahopac!"
droolmonkey13: and my vagina is tight
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: o yea
droolmonkey13: id take yoga with you so u could laff at me
droolmonkey13: wen i rip stuff
droolmonkey13: is it hard to do?
Lilaxemurderous: ud get to wear tight streachy pants
Lilaxemurderous: that are like pink
Lilaxemurderous: no
Lilaxemurderous: its not
droolmonkey13: score!!
Lilaxemurderous: well u have to streach
droolmonkey13: pink tights
droolmonkey13: at home too?
Lilaxemurderous: if you want
droolmonkey13: do u/
droolmonkey13: ?
Lilaxemurderous: do u what
Lilaxemurderous: get to wear pink tights at home?
droolmonkey13: noooo
droolmonkey13: stetch
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: hewo?
droolmonkey13: do ya?
Lilaxemurderous: do ya what
Lilaxemurderous: streach?
droolmonkey13: mhm
Lilaxemurderous: i do
Lilaxemurderous: i havent in a few
droolmonkey13: tape it tape it tape it tape it
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: hehe
droolmonkey13: O:-)
droolmonkey13: ::fap:: ::fap::
Lilaxemurderous: omg
droolmonkey13: ::fap::?
Lilaxemurderous: hehe
droolmonkey13: ::fap::!
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: do u strech other stuff?
Lilaxemurderous: liek what
droolmonkey13: at home?
droolmonkey13: like yur magical slit of happiness?
Lilaxemurderous: i canrt do a spilt yet
droolmonkey13: not split! slit!
Lilaxemurderous: haha
Lilaxemurderous: OMG
droolmonkey13: hehe
droolmonkey13: i ::fap:: my magical flute of happiness at home!
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: well do u?
Lilaxemurderous: no
droolmonkey13: mhm
droolmonkey13: dont deny it
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: the first step is admitting you hav a problem
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: get to gettin
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: ADMIT IT!
Lilaxemurderous: FINE
Lilaxemurderous: I HAVE A PROBLEM
droolmonkey13: a problem with wut?????
droolmonkey13: tell the gruop
droolmonkey13: theyre you frends
Lilaxemurderous: i masterbate
Lilaxemurderous: every chance ig et
Lilaxemurderous: ill see a shoe and be like ohh doe that fit up ther
Lilaxemurderous: there*
Lilaxemurderous: then i lose stuff
Lilaxemurderous: because its in my vigina
droolmonkey13: now dont you feel better?..............
Lilaxemurderous: yes
droolmonkey13: now that this is goin in my lj
droolmonkey13: hehe
Lilaxemurderous: i feel much better that i got that ::OHHHHHH CELL PHONE::
droolmonkey13: lemme help!!
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: imma put this in my lj
Lilaxemurderous: me too
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: its awesome
Lilaxemurderous: hahqa
Lilaxemurderous: tell me when u put it in
droolmonkey13: oooohhhhhh!! i found a teddy!
droolmonkey13: hey you stole my teddy!
Lilaxemurderous: what
droolmonkey13: :-(
droolmonkey13: and rammmed it up thurr
Lilaxemurderous: ill pull him out
Lilaxemurderous: hold on
Lilaxemurderous: ::pulls out by leg::
Lilaxemurderous: there u go
droolmonkey13: hey i got my new one i didnt even kno bout that one
Lilaxemurderous: fine ill put him back up there
droolmonkey13: ok
droolmonkey13: its prolly a better home
droolmonkey13: o yes all the time mhm
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: howd u kno
Lilaxemurderous: am i amazing in bed?
droolmonkey13: i wudnt kno i was drunk and on acid
droolmonkey13: and it waznt a bed
droolmonkey13: it was my mincooper
Lilaxemurderous: in the car
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: but i guess u r cuz it hurt the next day
Lilaxemurderous: u must be huge
Lilaxemurderous: i was so sore the next day
droolmonkey13: along with the hanover
droolmonkey13: hehe
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: ::stretch::
droolmonkey13: ::looseness::
Lilaxemurderous: lol
Lilaxemurderous: im not lose
Lilaxemurderous: i do yoga
Lilaxemurderous: that makes me tight again
droolmonkey13: or belly dancing
Lilaxemurderous: yup
Lilaxemurderous: im starting to do that too
droolmonkey13: i shud belly dance
Lilaxemurderous: haha
Lilaxemurderous: omg
Lilaxemurderous: that would be so funny
droolmonkey13: to tighten my stoopit vagina
Lilaxemurderous: with a litte scarf and such
droolmonkey13: mhm
droolmonkey13: no other way
Lilaxemurderous: whats the other wy
Lilaxemurderous: way*
droolmonkey13: *theres no other way
Lilaxemurderous: hasha
droolmonkey13: i shud start hasha too
droolmonkey13: hasha sounds fun
Lilaxemurderous: haha
Lilaxemurderous: ryry
Lilaxemurderous: take yoga with me
Lilaxemurderous: u will be a bendiful mofo
droolmonkey13: i would
droolmonkey13: take it wit u
Lilaxemurderous: u should
Lilaxemurderous: omg move to mahopac
droolmonkey13: is it $?
Lilaxemurderous: and well take yoga together
droolmonkey13: chaa!
Lilaxemurderous: uhh i dk
droolmonkey13: id move to mahopac
Lilaxemurderous: hehe
droolmonkey13: id be all "i live in mahopac!"
droolmonkey13: and my vagina is tight
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: o yea
droolmonkey13: id take yoga with you so u could laff at me
droolmonkey13: wen i rip stuff
droolmonkey13: is it hard to do?
Lilaxemurderous: ud get to wear tight streachy pants
Lilaxemurderous: that are like pink
Lilaxemurderous: no
Lilaxemurderous: its not
droolmonkey13: score!!
Lilaxemurderous: well u have to streach
droolmonkey13: pink tights
droolmonkey13: at home too?
Lilaxemurderous: if you want
droolmonkey13: do u/
droolmonkey13: ?
Lilaxemurderous: do u what
Lilaxemurderous: get to wear pink tights at home?
droolmonkey13: noooo
droolmonkey13: stetch
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: hewo?
droolmonkey13: do ya?
Lilaxemurderous: do ya what
Lilaxemurderous: streach?
droolmonkey13: mhm
Lilaxemurderous: i do
Lilaxemurderous: i havent in a few
droolmonkey13: tape it tape it tape it tape it
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: hehe
droolmonkey13: O:-)
droolmonkey13: ::fap:: ::fap::
Lilaxemurderous: omg
droolmonkey13: ::fap::?
Lilaxemurderous: hehe
droolmonkey13: ::fap::!
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: do u strech other stuff?
Lilaxemurderous: liek what
droolmonkey13: at home?
droolmonkey13: like yur magical slit of happiness?
Lilaxemurderous: i canrt do a spilt yet
droolmonkey13: not split! slit!
Lilaxemurderous: haha
Lilaxemurderous: OMG
droolmonkey13: hehe
droolmonkey13: i ::fap:: my magical flute of happiness at home!
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: well do u?
Lilaxemurderous: no
droolmonkey13: mhm
droolmonkey13: dont deny it
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: the first step is admitting you hav a problem
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: get to gettin
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: ADMIT IT!
Lilaxemurderous: FINE
Lilaxemurderous: I HAVE A PROBLEM
droolmonkey13: a problem with wut?????
droolmonkey13: tell the gruop
droolmonkey13: theyre you frends
Lilaxemurderous: i masterbate
Lilaxemurderous: every chance ig et
Lilaxemurderous: ill see a shoe and be like ohh doe that fit up ther
Lilaxemurderous: there*
Lilaxemurderous: then i lose stuff
Lilaxemurderous: because its in my vigina
droolmonkey13: now dont you feel better?..............
Lilaxemurderous: yes
droolmonkey13: now that this is goin in my lj
droolmonkey13: hehe
Lilaxemurderous: i feel much better that i got that ::OHHHHHH CELL PHONE::
droolmonkey13: lemme help!!
Lilaxemurderous: haha
droolmonkey13: imma put this in my lj
Lilaxemurderous: me too
Lilaxemurderous: lol
droolmonkey13: its awesome
Lilaxemurderous: hahqa
Lilaxemurderous: tell me when u put it in
droolmonkey13: oooohhhhhh!! i found a teddy!
droolmonkey13: hey you stole my teddy!
Lilaxemurderous: what
droolmonkey13: :-(
droolmonkey13: and rammmed it up thurr
Lilaxemurderous: ill pull him out
Lilaxemurderous: hold on
Lilaxemurderous: ::pulls out by leg::
Lilaxemurderous: there u go
droolmonkey13: hey i got my new one i didnt even kno bout that one
Lilaxemurderous: fine ill put him back up there
droolmonkey13: ok
droolmonkey13: its prolly a better home