cellphones and spuge
so i'm sure you all heard about my ex giving be a bottle of his special fluids before he left. i just thought i would go a little more into detail about that. when he first came here about a year ago no tattoo place would hire him because he didn't have a phone. just an email address. so i bought him a cell phone and paid the bill. ever since then every time he was here he used that phone. like a month ago when we were fighting he was in th middle of a rant about how i was an awful g/f and i never do anything to help him. then he phone started to ring and i said "your phone is ringing." the next day we went and got a new phone. but he kept the phone i gave him. then he gave it back with your a birch carved in the screen and the spuge in a bottle. i can't wrap my head around what the fuck that means. we had an inside joke about him giving me his man juice for xmas. so was it meant to be funny or gross? either way i'm sure there will be naked pictures of me on the internet soon. back to work.