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I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that I was going to commit suicide (not really...it was more like a cry for help) and for some reason the only way I could do it was to hold shit in my mouth. Seriously, shit. In my dream dog shit was highly flammable. So along with the shit I also had a mouth full of lighter fluid......and a baby chicken. And then I had to set the baby chicken on fire and wait for it to catch everything else on fire. Man, my subconscious was working overtime!