Dawn had heard about Homecoming, not that she'd been asked. She decided to seek advice.
To: oneandonly@watcherscouncil.org.uk, badgirl@watcherscouncil.org.uk, pirateguy@watcherscouncil.org.uk, nolongeraredhead@watcherscouncil.org.uk
From: dawn.summers@fandomhigh.net
Re: Help
Okay, it's time to call in the pros. How do I get my roommate to ask me to a school dance?
Love,
Dawn
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From: oneandonly@watcherscouncil.org.uk
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Dawn--
Weren't you dating his brother? What happened with that? Do I need to break out the shovel?
Also, there's a hair flip thing. Don't think about it, just do. It's a natural Summers gift.
Love you,
Buffy
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From: pirateguy@watcherscouncil.org.uk,
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>Also, there's a hair flip thing. Don't think about it, just do. It's a natural Summers gift.
HA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW THERE WAS A THING!
Triumphantly,
Xander
Also, Dawn, you're too young to date. You should be studying somewhere your roommate isn't. Africa's nice and toasty.
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From: badgirl@watcherscouncil.org.uk
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Dude. Get a grip. She's sixteen, not a nun. I remember who you were doing at seventeen.
D--I've found that tight black leather always works. Unless you're a nun.
Faith
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From: nolongeraredhead@watcherscouncil.org.uk
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OMG! Dawnie is not Rebecca of Sunnywhore farm--no black leather! Okay, maybe black leather has its charms, but you don't want the kind of guy who won't ask you places unless you're wearing it. Which doesn't mean you should take it off, either. Unless you're ready and very, very protected and smart and there's been a lecture and serious discussions and stuff. Or a van and an upcoming apocalypse.
Er...Dawnie? Maybe you should try a nice Eskimo costume?
L,
Willow
From: dawnsummers@fandomhigh.net
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...you're all nuts, and I love you. No, you don't need a shovel, Buffy--I broke it off because Sam's a really, really good kisser. And still not a vampire, go me!
So, I'm looking at black leather or possibly an Eskimo costume? Yeah, uh, I think I see why you're all single. Again.
I'll figure it out.
Love,
Dawn
Dawn facepalmed, and maybe tried to figure out where she could buy an Eskimo costume in Virginia, just in case.
[ooc: Post and door are open.]