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A boy was selling puppies in front of his house, when he sees Bob Dole walking by. "Excuse me, sir, would you like to buy a puppy?" he asked.
Dole replied, "I don't need no dog."
The boy quickly added, "Sir, they're republican puppies."
"Hmmm," replied Dole. "Tell you what, I have to give a speech at the city hall in fifteen minutes. Maybe some other time."
Two days late, Dole headed happened to pass by the boy, still selling puppies. But now, he was trying to sell one to Bill Clinton. "Would you like a puppy?" the boy asked. "They're Democrats."
"Now wait just a minute," Dole said. "Just 2 days ago, you told me they were republicans."
"Well," the boy answered, "now they have their eyes open."
Dole replied, "I don't need no dog."
The boy quickly added, "Sir, they're republican puppies."
"Hmmm," replied Dole. "Tell you what, I have to give a speech at the city hall in fifteen minutes. Maybe some other time."
Two days late, Dole headed happened to pass by the boy, still selling puppies. But now, he was trying to sell one to Bill Clinton. "Would you like a puppy?" the boy asked. "They're Democrats."
"Now wait just a minute," Dole said. "Just 2 days ago, you told me they were republicans."
"Well," the boy answered, "now they have their eyes open."