Thank God for the Jews

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Theres only one word to describe Monday night..."TOURGASMIC" it was such an incredible show the guys,ie Dane Cook, Robert Kelly, Jay Davis and Gary Gulman are prob the funniest bunch of people I have ever heard in my life. NO joke they are THAT funny. So Monday afternoon me, kyle and kate start off on our adventure, Kate slept most of the way but me and Kyle always know how to have a good time, front seat dance parties, birds that give speeding tickets, and mind reading Virginians. We get to Charlottesville, possibly the cutest town on the face of the earth, we stop get some yum yums then head on over to the show. Besides girls who take off their boat shoes and have stinky feet the show was effing awesome. Literally my face hurt afterwards, and I found stomach muscles I never knew I had. We decided to stay for the meet and great with the comedians, its a good thing we did, because I most def meet DANE COOK... my hero, I got to TOUCH him .. hold him in my arms and get a picture with him "ahhhhhh." We were thinking about sneaking on their tour bus and hiding out, but the thought that might seem a bit stalkerish. Its 12:30 am and we head out into the dark of the night to Hillsborough. Let me state that 29 South is the most boring road ever, so of course we made our own entertainment. Virgina is different for many reason, Kyle concluded that there is no such thing as deer in Va... only dogs dressed as deer. And that Virgina is only for HETROsexual LOVERS, bc up there they don't believe in homosexuality, even though the ironic part is all the cops there are sneaky gay bastards that hide in the bushes. But Lynchburg is prob the coolest place in Virgina, bc if Sheetz.. which originally I was pronouncing "shits" ... hey it was late, its was like Disney World without a rollercoaster. ps. I can buy lotto tickets now.. I forgot until in the great state of Va. bc NC is stupid and doesnt have a lotto. I tried to stay awake the whole way back but eventually fell asleep, when I woke up we were in Greensboro.. which is like an hour and half out of the way...ugh fucking map quest. We finally made it home and into bed around 5 am. Tuesday we got back to school around 6 and just hung around, I stayed up till 5:30 am writing an English paper, then turned it in @ 11 then took a 5 hour nap. Now before I tell you the following information you must promise not to judge me. Last nite me and dee talked to DANE COOK on the phone.. yeah thats right. HE SPOKE TO US!. His number to the hotline for the tour bus is on his website so we were hey why not? So we called and he answered and we just chit chatted with him and the other guys on speaker phone, it was sweet. Now I have realized that I have a tiny bit of an obssesion, but thats ok, its just an infatuation, and I know from past infatutations..(hmmm..HANSON) that this to shall pass.. so why not embrace it?
Pictures will be soon posted on my webshots of me and THE DANE COOK..soon enough.
later