The Adventures of Buddy the Cat Episode #1
Tittle: Smart Kitty
It seems like weeks that I've been traped outside but everytime the door opens someone comes out and I feel its time to seek attention rather then go in and eat.
I've noticed these big noisy and ugly black birds flying around and I've decided that I'm going to infact eat one. Two of the ugly birdies fly down to be at my side and I go in for the kill. HOLY SHIT one almost pecked out my eye. Oh dear god, they are after my eye juices.. Run for my life.. Oh god not my pressious pressious eye juices. Mommy will save. :P Oh yeah rock to the ugly birdies heads that's awesom.
Oh wait getting carried in side sweet I can get some food. *prance* *prance* *prance* Look into food dish "Oh my fucking god someone ate all my food" Wait a minute the dogs got food. "Jesus Christ I'm not a cat I'm a dog, guess I'll go and eat the dog food then=(... Oh my god it's gotten in my mouth blah.. If I chew it really fast it's like cat food with less fat.. Oh Fuck the dogs realize I'm eating the food.. *choke**choke* gasp..... I nearly died down there. guess I'll just eat random junks of something on the floor then... eeeewww puppy pooh.. blah blah...
Mean while Buddies food was filled by mommy and she's looking puzzling at buddy wondering why he's eating dog pooh instead of his cat food.. Silly Buddy don't eat the puppies pooh.. it's yukies..
*note* I may have embalished some of the story but most of it is true.. stay tuned for the next Adventures of Buddy the cat
It seems like weeks that I've been traped outside but everytime the door opens someone comes out and I feel its time to seek attention rather then go in and eat.
I've noticed these big noisy and ugly black birds flying around and I've decided that I'm going to infact eat one. Two of the ugly birdies fly down to be at my side and I go in for the kill. HOLY SHIT one almost pecked out my eye. Oh dear god, they are after my eye juices.. Run for my life.. Oh god not my pressious pressious eye juices. Mommy will save. :P Oh yeah rock to the ugly birdies heads that's awesom.
Oh wait getting carried in side sweet I can get some food. *prance* *prance* *prance* Look into food dish "Oh my fucking god someone ate all my food" Wait a minute the dogs got food. "Jesus Christ I'm not a cat I'm a dog, guess I'll go and eat the dog food then=(... Oh my god it's gotten in my mouth blah.. If I chew it really fast it's like cat food with less fat.. Oh Fuck the dogs realize I'm eating the food.. *choke**choke* gasp..... I nearly died down there. guess I'll just eat random junks of something on the floor then... eeeewww puppy pooh.. blah blah...
Mean while Buddies food was filled by mommy and she's looking puzzling at buddy wondering why he's eating dog pooh instead of his cat food.. Silly Buddy don't eat the puppies pooh.. it's yukies..
*note* I may have embalished some of the story but most of it is true.. stay tuned for the next Adventures of Buddy the cat