Aug 10, 2006 19:41
Leigh and I are horrible horrible creatures. I love it. hahahaha. stolen from her myspace blog and AMAZINGLY ACCURATE!:
"gotta get some meanness out.
to Tabatha: you're so stupid you can't even spell your own name correctly. oh, and the fact that you weight 400 pounds combined with your wardrobe of purple on purple make you look like a giant grape. so maybe you should stop paying so much attention to other people's work and start paying more attention to dressing yourself in the morning and not consuming 4000 calories at lunch every day. also, sometimes i have this crazy urge to run up behind you and push you down just to see if you'd flail on your back like a turtle. ok thanks.
to Shelly: you look like a man. and you have the biggest calves i've ever seen. i know you want to be nice and strong for all that heavy lifting you do packing clothes, but please lay off the steroids. oh yeah, and maybe you'd get more done if you kept your man mouth closed and wrapped some bags :)
to Jackie: you also look like a man. stop trying to act all motherly and embrace your manliness because there is no hope for you. also, i can take all the boxes i want, bitch.
to Nicole: you should stop being friends with Jackie the 45 year old man. it's creeping me out. thanks.
to Amanda: stop hoarding boxes. buy some new shorts-maybe some that actually fit you. wash yout hair more than once a week, and quit following Brandi around like a puppy...who knows, maybe there's a little hope for you still.
okay, ranting's done. i know i'm a bitch. :)"
hahahah away message for the day----"Listen up Shady Fat Ass Factory Bitches: This is NOT highschool. Then again, you didn't even graduate highschool so you can't tell the difference. You have nothing going for you in life. Take your grape outfits, your man faces, and your all together shady/bitchy attitudes and shove it!
haha we're such jerks leigh! Love it!
Tomorrow is the last time I see them again...:-D:-D:-D"
I even told Leigh that if she wanted to push the Giant grape ta-BATH-a onto he back i would second her but she had to do it in the sun so she would shrink down to a grape and be nicer!
BITCHES=Zellweg and Sobe! Look at what AMAZON has done to us!!!
That's right Bill, they call me DOuble Trouble Hubbell....:-)
hahaha