La Vie en Rose
Don't know why im evening bothering updating my journal, i have nothing going on except the fact that the musical is this weekend, and im going to hopefully take my roadtest sometime this week. im really behind in everything i haven't even finished my oakland university application and its only like 2 pages. im not goin to do that dumb senior composit thing i already spent a crap load of money just on jostens bullshit, and cap and gown, i really don't care if i am in the composition thing or not im fine with just being in the yearbook. high school its almost thank goodness. although i would love to be pampered for the rest of my higher education but i guess that just can't be. Im not really excited for college im not going away although hopefully i can go the western next year sometime and visit a friend and get trashed at there crazy parties. im just waiting for after college i just want to go on with my life already. all i know my life after college will hopefully not be here. I hope i end up at some company in las vegas. My parents will most likely hate me for the rest of my life if i leave but im sick of it here, i need change. thats why i am thankful i have sicily to go to some summers. i get to leave all the bullshit behind and kinda start new when im there. and the men don't know me so i can play whatever role i want to bc i shall never see them again. every time i come back i see things in a new perspective and i love it! its quite fabulous. oy i think i spent a good 20 minutes just doing myles make up i hate doing old age it takes for ever you gotta define natural wrinkles in the face make them look hallowed out, pale, wrinkly and ya gotta blend good and its just annoying but oh well i guess im having a good time so far its fun working with christina we are a excellent team. i get to be rishi's coach in He's a Lady hhahahahahahaha im so excited should i make him shave or wax? hmmm i do not know. anywho i think im going to be addicted to the virtual stock exchange by the end of the quarter. i bought 285 shares of Sony stock today Mr.Davis was alike "Make it big, always gooo big!" then after i bought it i realized i just spent 10,000 dollars worth of shares in one fucking company. im just fucking waiting for disney to go down samething with pixar and General Electric. Maybe i'll invest in Puma! of course that would be a boater stock right there. i wonder if i can invest in Victoria's Secret!!! that would be hot. i cannot believe next week is thanksgiving. thats fucking crazy. yay the holidays (sarcasm) well heres a religious excerpt from Robin Williams Live on broadway:
"Jesus was an only child, and thank God, because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ?
[pauses] That's a tough gig. I'd imagine he ends up in a bar at the age of 30 going: [drunk voice] "Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ, whoop dee doo. Jesus is a carpenter, I'm a plumber; you do the math! Yeah, I healed someone. Come here Spot, heel! Look at that!" And people tell me Jesus wasn't Jewish... of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, living at home with his parents, come on. Working in his father's business, his mother thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish, *give it up!* It's an old tradition! And he was Jewish, and many of his Disciples were Jewish. But, for the Last Supper, would they not have gone out for Chinese? I think so. [Chinese accent] 'Welcome to Yahweh. Hold on one minute; no service, no sandals. Okay, you come in now. Twelve, all I got is two tables of six. Wait a minute, you all sit here by the window, but you all have to face this way.
[Reference to the Last Supper by DaVinci] Hold on! You are glowing, so I guess we don't need that lamp, that's very nice! And you've just turned a Szechwan chicken into a live chicken, you very good!'
[Reverent voice] And that night, he said, "One of you shall betray me." And Peter said, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus turned to him and said, "No, it is not you Peter." And Simon said, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus said, "No, it is not you Simon." And Judas asked, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus turned to him, and said, [Jesus with heavy sarcasm] *"Is it me, Jesus?"* And now you see two traditions beginning: Jewish sarcasm and Gentile humor. Together born! At that main moment!"
"Jesus was an only child, and thank God, because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ?
[pauses] That's a tough gig. I'd imagine he ends up in a bar at the age of 30 going: [drunk voice] "Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ, whoop dee doo. Jesus is a carpenter, I'm a plumber; you do the math! Yeah, I healed someone. Come here Spot, heel! Look at that!" And people tell me Jesus wasn't Jewish... of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, living at home with his parents, come on. Working in his father's business, his mother thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish, *give it up!* It's an old tradition! And he was Jewish, and many of his Disciples were Jewish. But, for the Last Supper, would they not have gone out for Chinese? I think so. [Chinese accent] 'Welcome to Yahweh. Hold on one minute; no service, no sandals. Okay, you come in now. Twelve, all I got is two tables of six. Wait a minute, you all sit here by the window, but you all have to face this way.
[Reference to the Last Supper by DaVinci] Hold on! You are glowing, so I guess we don't need that lamp, that's very nice! And you've just turned a Szechwan chicken into a live chicken, you very good!'
[Reverent voice] And that night, he said, "One of you shall betray me." And Peter said, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus turned to him and said, "No, it is not you Peter." And Simon said, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus said, "No, it is not you Simon." And Judas asked, "Is it me, Jesus?" And Jesus turned to him, and said, [Jesus with heavy sarcasm] *"Is it me, Jesus?"* And now you see two traditions beginning: Jewish sarcasm and Gentile humor. Together born! At that main moment!"