Jul 24, 2004 11:54
hola! Last night was the 1st night of the Italian festival! wooo doggie hot boys in every direction. I met these 2 cool guys named Anthony and Ken. And also in every god blessed direction were little 14 year old whores who were obviously not italian which is cool whatever but yeah they really needed to pull there skirts down. I saw these 2 italian guys that i knew but i couldn't figure it out where there from like i know ive seen them like at every other italian thing. They were absolutely gorgeous but hey oh well maybe they'll be there tonight. ooooo i saw this soccer jersey for Del Piero ooo i wanted it im gonna buy it tonight. For those of you who don't know who Del Piero he's like the Beckham of Italy except i think that del piero is better looking i don't know thats probably just me. OH DEAR LORD and everything that is holy there was a couple bands playing up on stage and there was this one guy singer with this fishnet shirt on and it was all tight and he sang Tom Jones i was laughing my ass off. OH side note i learned a new and really gay pick up line from dear old dumb Anthony
Anthony: How much does a penguin weigh?
Random Girl: uhh I don't know
Anthony: Enough to break the ice Hi my name is Anthony
Random Girl: doesn't get it and walks away
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