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The worst day of my life!
>A little guy is sitting at the bar for half an hour staring sadly at
>his drink when a big trouble-making truck driver walks in and sits next
>to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little
>guy starts crying.
>
>"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck
>driver, "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
>crying."
>
>"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
>"I can't do anything right. I overslept. I was late to an important
>meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
>my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but,
>after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
>I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying
>to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life, and then you
>show up and drink the damn poison."
>A little guy is sitting at the bar for half an hour staring sadly at
>his drink when a big trouble-making truck driver walks in and sits next
>to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little
>guy starts crying.
>
>"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck
>driver, "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
>crying."
>
>"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
>"I can't do anything right. I overslept. I was late to an important
>meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
>my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but,
>after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
>I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying
>to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life, and then you
>show up and drink the damn poison."