"You can't use that, my grandmother's not pregnant!" ~Boyd
sooo, Paul left for Tallahassee the day before yesterday. Despite our vast differences I'm sure I'll miss him and such.
Meanwhile shortly after he left I discovered he left his mach 3 razor behind (hooray) and then after shaving my legs and armpits to satisfaction (the ole Venus is getting a little dull and I'm down to one fresh blade after this one craps out) I found a full pack of new blades (double hooray).
I'm cleaning (yes, that's right, cleaning) the bathroom now in hopes that it was Paul and not Timmy who left the mysterious pee stains around the toilet seat and thus, with Paul gone, I will once again enjoy the luxury of a urine free toilet seat. ("Once again" referring to my days in Newfoundland where my roommate Jessica had impeccable aim.)
I also started using Paul's room as storage. I feel kinda guilty seeing as it's been like 2 days but now that I'm cleaning out my room I keep finding things that I don't want in my room and well, now it's just Timmy in this big spacious room.
Anyway, I'm tired and such. Goodnight everyone.
Meanwhile shortly after he left I discovered he left his mach 3 razor behind (hooray) and then after shaving my legs and armpits to satisfaction (the ole Venus is getting a little dull and I'm down to one fresh blade after this one craps out) I found a full pack of new blades (double hooray).
I'm cleaning (yes, that's right, cleaning) the bathroom now in hopes that it was Paul and not Timmy who left the mysterious pee stains around the toilet seat and thus, with Paul gone, I will once again enjoy the luxury of a urine free toilet seat. ("Once again" referring to my days in Newfoundland where my roommate Jessica had impeccable aim.)
I also started using Paul's room as storage. I feel kinda guilty seeing as it's been like 2 days but now that I'm cleaning out my room I keep finding things that I don't want in my room and well, now it's just Timmy in this big spacious room.
Anyway, I'm tired and such. Goodnight everyone.