I'll be there when you want to bum a cigarette, Or when you need a bottle of Absolut. If you don’t want to control your hands, I'll even hold them for you.
I'll also always be around When you need to wipe the hair gel off your hands. When you are bored and swinging on the porch, You'll always know the time: It's time to get ill.
I’ll be there if you still want kids, But you get the fun of naming them. Just let me teach them to cuss a little bit. And maybe we won’t get divorced next time.
I’ll always be around to talk trash to your ex’s And to the neighbors as well. Don’t worry if I piss them off, They're all beneath you anyway.
I’ll be there to chase you down and get my chair And then to put your license plate back on. I’ll even pick you up when Brittany leaves you behind, Her and Tommy just wanted some alone time.
I'll be around when you're at the pool. You'll be cold and my cigarettes will be wet. But I try to help you get warm, And you'll ignore my advice and tell me you're cold.
I’ll be at the 99x concerts, Just to say hey and hold you in the rain. We’ll have fun walking together in front of the Carnie, He’ll just smoke some weed and forget what we’ve done.
I’ll always be around to call you when you’re asleep, Your voice messages change enough to be interesting. I'll annoy you when you do pick up your phone, At least as long as your CRAP service allows.
I don’t think this is as such a sweet song, But good times are better than unfulfilled promises, And everyday we grow older too. PEACE sexy Lady.
An Original Un-Rhyming Work by Mike Reed (Might could be a song.. Who knows?)
Or when you need a bottle of Absolut.
If you don’t want to control your hands,
I'll even hold them for you.
I'll also always be around
When you need to wipe the hair gel off your hands.
When you are bored and swinging on the porch,
You'll always know the time: It's time to get ill.
I’ll be there if you still want kids,
But you get the fun of naming them.
Just let me teach them to cuss a little bit.
And maybe we won’t get divorced next time.
I’ll always be around to talk trash to your ex’s
And to the neighbors as well.
Don’t worry if I piss them off,
They're all beneath you anyway.
I’ll be there to chase you down and get my chair
And then to put your license plate back on.
I’ll even pick you up when Brittany leaves you behind,
Her and Tommy just wanted some alone time.
I'll be around when you're at the pool.
You'll be cold and my cigarettes will be wet.
But I try to help you get warm,
And you'll ignore my advice and tell me you're cold.
I’ll be at the 99x concerts,
Just to say hey and hold you in the rain.
We’ll have fun walking together in front of the Carnie,
He’ll just smoke some weed and forget what we’ve done.
I’ll always be around to call you when you’re asleep,
Your voice messages change enough to be interesting.
I'll annoy you when you do pick up your phone,
At least as long as your CRAP service allows.
I don’t think this is as such a sweet song,
But good times are better than unfulfilled promises,
And everyday we grow older too.
PEACE sexy Lady.
An Original Un-Rhyming Work by Mike Reed
(Might could be a song.. Who knows?)
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thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me...
i really mean that..
ever
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Sorry you still hate me...
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