A joke....
Yesterday was an interesting day for Donna and I. We decided that it would be funny to play a joke on one of her ex-boyfriends. The reason for the joke was to see if he changed or not before Donna decided to give him a second chance. Well, thanks to our joke, she realized he is a pig and not to waste her time with him.
The joke:
Donna had me text message this guy from yahoo. We really turned his day upside down. I talked to him about sex, different forms of S & M, girl on girl action, and other things. This guy was all for it. I told him that I work with Donna and I got his number from her phone, but he must not tell her because she can be such a "bitch". LOL!!! Of course, he agreed. I talked him into meeting me at Cleveland PM at 2:30 yesterday for some wild and crazy fun. This guy actually showed up!!!!! He took off of work for the remainder of the day because he thought he was getting some!
Well, he eventually started to think it was Donna. She played that off sooooo well. We made him feel guilty that he assumed it was her. We had sent him a picture to his email of a guy and said his name was Dorian Alexander Nathaniel, but his friends called him Dana. =) He kept emailing this Dorian guy back saying, that is not a pic of you, but if you are still interested then he is willing to try and meet up eventhough no one met him yesterday afternoon. In that same email, he sent naked pictures of himself. GROSS!!!!!!!! So I sent an email from Dorian explaining that he was a guy and he thought he was hot and he really wanted to hook up. Dorian also explained that he will still bring girls although he wanted to play too. Donna's ex emailed back saying he doesn't do guys. So Dorian apologized for offending him and asked that he please not tell Donna about what happened because he works with her.
Donna's ex called her this morning apologizing to her. He said that he said the things he said to Dorian was just to joke around because he really thought it was Donna messing with him. He then inquired about me and Donna told him who I was, then he asked if we worked with a new guy. Donna explained that Dorian has only been here a week. Her ex then inquired if he goes by "Dana". She said yes, but Dana (meaning me) said there will be only one Dana in this office and Dorian will be called Dorian regardless of what his friends call him. He kept apologizing to Donna and went on to tell her that Dorian went into her purse to get his number and that she should tell her boss.
So as of today, we terminated Dorian because of his actions. =) She is continuing to make her ex feel guilty about blaming her for the incident. He has NO CLUE!!!!
Anyways, that was soooo much fun. Donna and I are still laughing about it today. This guy feels so guilty. =) We found out that this guy is sick. He is willing to do anything with almost anyone. He had no idea who he was talking to and he was willing to meet up with someone he has never seen. The fact that he even considered messing around with someone that Donna (who he supposedly has feelings for) works with.
Man, we are mean. Oh well. It was a good laugh. Kevin even found it funny. =)
The joke:
Donna had me text message this guy from yahoo. We really turned his day upside down. I talked to him about sex, different forms of S & M, girl on girl action, and other things. This guy was all for it. I told him that I work with Donna and I got his number from her phone, but he must not tell her because she can be such a "bitch". LOL!!! Of course, he agreed. I talked him into meeting me at Cleveland PM at 2:30 yesterday for some wild and crazy fun. This guy actually showed up!!!!! He took off of work for the remainder of the day because he thought he was getting some!
Well, he eventually started to think it was Donna. She played that off sooooo well. We made him feel guilty that he assumed it was her. We had sent him a picture to his email of a guy and said his name was Dorian Alexander Nathaniel, but his friends called him Dana. =) He kept emailing this Dorian guy back saying, that is not a pic of you, but if you are still interested then he is willing to try and meet up eventhough no one met him yesterday afternoon. In that same email, he sent naked pictures of himself. GROSS!!!!!!!! So I sent an email from Dorian explaining that he was a guy and he thought he was hot and he really wanted to hook up. Dorian also explained that he will still bring girls although he wanted to play too. Donna's ex emailed back saying he doesn't do guys. So Dorian apologized for offending him and asked that he please not tell Donna about what happened because he works with her.
Donna's ex called her this morning apologizing to her. He said that he said the things he said to Dorian was just to joke around because he really thought it was Donna messing with him. He then inquired about me and Donna told him who I was, then he asked if we worked with a new guy. Donna explained that Dorian has only been here a week. Her ex then inquired if he goes by "Dana". She said yes, but Dana (meaning me) said there will be only one Dana in this office and Dorian will be called Dorian regardless of what his friends call him. He kept apologizing to Donna and went on to tell her that Dorian went into her purse to get his number and that she should tell her boss.
So as of today, we terminated Dorian because of his actions. =) She is continuing to make her ex feel guilty about blaming her for the incident. He has NO CLUE!!!!
Anyways, that was soooo much fun. Donna and I are still laughing about it today. This guy feels so guilty. =) We found out that this guy is sick. He is willing to do anything with almost anyone. He had no idea who he was talking to and he was willing to meet up with someone he has never seen. The fact that he even considered messing around with someone that Donna (who he supposedly has feelings for) works with.
Man, we are mean. Oh well. It was a good laugh. Kevin even found it funny. =)