I have the greatest friends in the world...
This is the absolutely best voicemail I have ever received, and I have gotten a lot of fucked up shit in my day. I have it saved, and I literally crack up every time I listen to it.
"I'm alone, I'm sort of drunk, and the guy I've been fucking has a child. I need you to call me back."
I don't think I'll ever delete it.
This is exactly why Jordan is my soulmate... I love her so much.
"I'm alone, I'm sort of drunk, and the guy I've been fucking has a child. I need you to call me back."
I don't think I'll ever delete it.
This is exactly why Jordan is my soulmate... I love her so much.