Saaweeet and pointless survey. Everyone I know should take this. I guess.
Ever wonder? Well now you know.
Be ready to laugh! This may just be the most random survey you've ever taken!!
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Beth.... I'm pretty sure it's Beth.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a freckle?
Dead center on my bottom lip. One of the only reasons I havent gotten my lip pierced. Because it would cover it up. I like that freckle...
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I dont really remember most of my teachers. but I tended to notice the women more than the men... if that's not wierd... More of a hero worshipping than than anything. One of my science teachers looked like Sandra Bullock. She chewed on the earpieces of her sunglasses.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
I WATCH movies that I have to pay to see.
5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My chest is where I start, then I move on to the ol' pits.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
I just dont care. But I do wipe the seat down w TP and use the seat protectors when they have them.
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I can freak out real efficiently. Haha.. well I can. Well. I dont know if you could concider it a talent but I can make just about anyone go crazy. So says my Dad.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
I havent bothered to look at it in so long... Hold on... Uhh.... Oh look it's an Innie! Well whadda ya know! WTF?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour Cream and Onion.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
I do the tying athankyouverymuch.
12. Parallel Park or Drive Around the Block?
Drive and then invariably end up hitting someones car trying to parallel after I cant find another space. Then decide to park somewhere different, so they dont know who hit them.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Only with myself! Aaaahahahahahahaa...ha...haaaaaahhh.... yeah. I'm a loser.
14. Do you get cussed out a lot?
People seem to swear at me a lot. I have NO idea why. (Blinks innocently)
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Both at the same time! I Leap into them like a spring lamb! Not really. I have no Idea which one first. I'm lucky if I get them on the right feet at all.
16. What is your favorite utensil?
A well balanced fork with a long enough handle that isn't too clunky. I'm picky about my forks.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Yes! It is fun.
18. What color is your carpet?
No carpet. But I have a green rug.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Nonexistancy? Is that a common trait?
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
I like cows! I would never tip over a cow.... it's rude. And as far as sniping I'm not sure I've ever tried. Maybe a rock. I'm pretty good at hitting people with rocks when I'm mad.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
My cat Zulu. He's the one in my face at that time of night. We share a pillow.
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
If there was I never heard about it.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Duh! Bath Towel. Arent you already CLEAN when you get out of the shower? If your wiping off more than water than you did it wrong.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
Please. Those horny hippy-rabbits? Ask what I HAVENT found. It's a much shorter list.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Short and sweet; 'T'. But then it's just as easy to say Tara. Now that I think about it nobody really called me anything else. I got kind of jyped on the whole nickname thing. My sister's nickname was 'Tweedlebug'. How come I wasn't called something sickeningly cute? Am I not cute?
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I dont think I'm much in that practice.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Shoved a girl I knew into the doorway of the boys locker room one time. But then I ran away laughing. I didn't see nothing. But then again, I wasnt trying to either.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Haha... You'll laugh. Picked up a hitchhiker at four in the morning while I was dressed in nothing but a pair of shorts and my navy peacoat due to a minor/major disaster at the wasilla Carrs. I was also liberally doused in lemon bathroom deodorizer at the time(The gel kind in those little tubs). He eventually asked me why the car reeked of pine-sol and I came up with some odd excuse. I'm pretty sure I scared the kid to death. And I KNOW he knew that I was half naked.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Yes! And I got a cramp. It's hard to get your feet up there so you can reach.
31. How do you eat your cookies?
In my mouth! ^_^
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
I do not do this thing... this 'work out' that you speak of.
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do if someone was there?
Are you 100% sure you want to know? Really? I didn't think so. Good.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Depends.... Four beers and an empty stomach, or two rum and cokes, a glass of wine, and three shots of hefeviesen. (However you spell that vile stuff)
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
OK let me tell you... right now, before you freak out on me and think I'm wierd... that there is a good sound reason WHY I do everything that I do... okay? ....yes...
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
When I am unable to hear anymore.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold. I have a system in place.
40. How many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
If I'm wearing that one pair of undies... then it's pointless to even try, cus 3 seconds later it's just gonna be right back up in there again. So like a million on those days, but otherwise... not too much.
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
I an not fond of Sea Lions. Neither am I enamored with Baboons. I have nightmares... somethimes I suck my thumb. I'm working on it.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
My finger counts doesn't it.... damn. Well, there's thaaaat... and then randomly I'll park things up my nose just for shock value. You should see the look on peoples faces when they realize you've got some random G.I. Joe crammed up to his armpits in your sinuses. I think the last time I did it, it was a small hotwheel. It was green. ^_^
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Danced. I will NOT speak of it.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regreted?
I do lots of things.... But rarely do I regret them.
45. Have you ever called a love interest by an ex's name?
That would require me to have an ex... and a current... I have neither. But I mix up peoples names all the time. So I suppose it is inevitable.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
Cant say as I have..... (?)
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Not Drunk... Happy. Just HAPPY.
49. Have you ever found your date's brother or sister more attractive?
It's hard to rank as attractive in my book. I like it when people get the shit kicked out of them though... that's pretty hawt.
50.Do/did you have a crush on your best friends brother/sister?
Josh!? Ahahahahaaahaaaa! That's funny.
Be ready to laugh! This may just be the most random survey you've ever taken!!
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Beth.... I'm pretty sure it's Beth.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a freckle?
Dead center on my bottom lip. One of the only reasons I havent gotten my lip pierced. Because it would cover it up. I like that freckle...
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I dont really remember most of my teachers. but I tended to notice the women more than the men... if that's not wierd... More of a hero worshipping than than anything. One of my science teachers looked like Sandra Bullock. She chewed on the earpieces of her sunglasses.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
I WATCH movies that I have to pay to see.
5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My chest is where I start, then I move on to the ol' pits.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
I just dont care. But I do wipe the seat down w TP and use the seat protectors when they have them.
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I can freak out real efficiently. Haha.. well I can. Well. I dont know if you could concider it a talent but I can make just about anyone go crazy. So says my Dad.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
I havent bothered to look at it in so long... Hold on... Uhh.... Oh look it's an Innie! Well whadda ya know! WTF?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour Cream and Onion.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
I do the tying athankyouverymuch.
12. Parallel Park or Drive Around the Block?
Drive and then invariably end up hitting someones car trying to parallel after I cant find another space. Then decide to park somewhere different, so they dont know who hit them.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Only with myself! Aaaahahahahahahaa...ha...haaaaaahhh.... yeah. I'm a loser.
14. Do you get cussed out a lot?
People seem to swear at me a lot. I have NO idea why. (Blinks innocently)
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Both at the same time! I Leap into them like a spring lamb! Not really. I have no Idea which one first. I'm lucky if I get them on the right feet at all.
16. What is your favorite utensil?
A well balanced fork with a long enough handle that isn't too clunky. I'm picky about my forks.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Yes! It is fun.
18. What color is your carpet?
No carpet. But I have a green rug.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Nonexistancy? Is that a common trait?
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
I like cows! I would never tip over a cow.... it's rude. And as far as sniping I'm not sure I've ever tried. Maybe a rock. I'm pretty good at hitting people with rocks when I'm mad.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
My cat Zulu. He's the one in my face at that time of night. We share a pillow.
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
If there was I never heard about it.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Duh! Bath Towel. Arent you already CLEAN when you get out of the shower? If your wiping off more than water than you did it wrong.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
Please. Those horny hippy-rabbits? Ask what I HAVENT found. It's a much shorter list.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Short and sweet; 'T'. But then it's just as easy to say Tara. Now that I think about it nobody really called me anything else. I got kind of jyped on the whole nickname thing. My sister's nickname was 'Tweedlebug'. How come I wasn't called something sickeningly cute? Am I not cute?
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I dont think I'm much in that practice.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Shoved a girl I knew into the doorway of the boys locker room one time. But then I ran away laughing. I didn't see nothing. But then again, I wasnt trying to either.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Haha... You'll laugh. Picked up a hitchhiker at four in the morning while I was dressed in nothing but a pair of shorts and my navy peacoat due to a minor/major disaster at the wasilla Carrs. I was also liberally doused in lemon bathroom deodorizer at the time(The gel kind in those little tubs). He eventually asked me why the car reeked of pine-sol and I came up with some odd excuse. I'm pretty sure I scared the kid to death. And I KNOW he knew that I was half naked.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Yes! And I got a cramp. It's hard to get your feet up there so you can reach.
31. How do you eat your cookies?
In my mouth! ^_^
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
I do not do this thing... this 'work out' that you speak of.
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do if someone was there?
Are you 100% sure you want to know? Really? I didn't think so. Good.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Depends.... Four beers and an empty stomach, or two rum and cokes, a glass of wine, and three shots of hefeviesen. (However you spell that vile stuff)
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
OK let me tell you... right now, before you freak out on me and think I'm wierd... that there is a good sound reason WHY I do everything that I do... okay? ....yes...
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
When I am unable to hear anymore.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold. I have a system in place.
40. How many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
If I'm wearing that one pair of undies... then it's pointless to even try, cus 3 seconds later it's just gonna be right back up in there again. So like a million on those days, but otherwise... not too much.
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
I an not fond of Sea Lions. Neither am I enamored with Baboons. I have nightmares... somethimes I suck my thumb. I'm working on it.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
My finger counts doesn't it.... damn. Well, there's thaaaat... and then randomly I'll park things up my nose just for shock value. You should see the look on peoples faces when they realize you've got some random G.I. Joe crammed up to his armpits in your sinuses. I think the last time I did it, it was a small hotwheel. It was green. ^_^
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Danced. I will NOT speak of it.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regreted?
I do lots of things.... But rarely do I regret them.
45. Have you ever called a love interest by an ex's name?
That would require me to have an ex... and a current... I have neither. But I mix up peoples names all the time. So I suppose it is inevitable.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
Cant say as I have..... (?)
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Not Drunk... Happy. Just HAPPY.
49. Have you ever found your date's brother or sister more attractive?
It's hard to rank as attractive in my book. I like it when people get the shit kicked out of them though... that's pretty hawt.
50.Do/did you have a crush on your best friends brother/sister?
Josh!? Ahahahahaaahaaaa! That's funny.