Tales from the Rabbit Hole.
The Aztec god Chantico was squated over a massive Generator, that looked very much like one of those frontier-style ovens that used to double as a heating system for an entire house. The giant, obese lady sits perched above it, her legs spread wide.
She groans in a way that is oddly sensual, yet resonates with an inner pain. It's not quite sexual to anyone else, but it obviously is to this great Aztec God. She takes a sip from her Magical Potion and, massive quantities of liquid, chocolate shit erupts from her anus and vagina. Skyrocketing downward into the furnace-device.
The shit-chocolate screams in an insane cacophony as it is roasted alive. One of the Italian ladies that is standing beside it holds her hands to her ears and tries to prevent the screams from destroying her eardrums.
It doesn't work. The female coffee-maiden chokes on her own tongue as her eardrums shoot out of her ear, and break through the palms of her hands.
"YOU'VE GOTTEN BLOOD ALL OVER MY SHIT-CHOCOLATE ALTAR!" the God rumbles. A gout of flame bursts toward the female and burns her to ashes in mere seconds. "I SAID EXTRA HOT!!!"
All around them, a trough sits. Hanging ten feet above are Mermaids, chained up like marionettes, only the strings are as chains. The chains are held in the shiva-like arms of the Aztec God, and she wrigns out the mermaids, as the thick pitch-like blood showers down into the troughs.
The Mermaids were already dead, because they can't breathe when they're out of water.
Chantico is a merciful god.
Sheep drink the mermaids blood from the trough. Dutifully, and without thoughts. As they drink, their fur coats sprout into paper. Money. Only it isn't normal money. No, this money has only one thing written all over it. Only the god laghs at the irony of all these bills being EXACTLY the same:
"INDIVIDUAL."
The Bills fall from the sheep like leaves in the autumn. They fall slowly to the ground, then sprout upward into lemmings. The lemmings look around for a moment, and walk into a revolving door.
On the other side of this door is a giant ship, like a Pirate's, almost. CAPTAIN AHAB stands by the steering wheel, using binoculars to look ahead. "I've Got ye now, Moby Dick..."
The Lemmings jump from the revolving door, directly onto the front of the boat, where the giant pole comes to a joust-like point. The lemmings are speared one by one (as lemmings are wont to do) until they begin to form a shape. Captain Ahab laughs ridiculously... maniacally, as eventually, these lemmings turn into an Enormous. White. Wale.
The ship, of course, promptly sinks. Ahab never stops laughing, even when his lungs fill with water.
He lands on the deck of another ship, infact, and stands there for a moment, underwater.
A Pike is thrown at him. It hits him in the face, snapping his neck and killing him instantly.
The end.
She groans in a way that is oddly sensual, yet resonates with an inner pain. It's not quite sexual to anyone else, but it obviously is to this great Aztec God. She takes a sip from her Magical Potion and, massive quantities of liquid, chocolate shit erupts from her anus and vagina. Skyrocketing downward into the furnace-device.
The shit-chocolate screams in an insane cacophony as it is roasted alive. One of the Italian ladies that is standing beside it holds her hands to her ears and tries to prevent the screams from destroying her eardrums.
It doesn't work. The female coffee-maiden chokes on her own tongue as her eardrums shoot out of her ear, and break through the palms of her hands.
"YOU'VE GOTTEN BLOOD ALL OVER MY SHIT-CHOCOLATE ALTAR!" the God rumbles. A gout of flame bursts toward the female and burns her to ashes in mere seconds. "I SAID EXTRA HOT!!!"
All around them, a trough sits. Hanging ten feet above are Mermaids, chained up like marionettes, only the strings are as chains. The chains are held in the shiva-like arms of the Aztec God, and she wrigns out the mermaids, as the thick pitch-like blood showers down into the troughs.
The Mermaids were already dead, because they can't breathe when they're out of water.
Chantico is a merciful god.
Sheep drink the mermaids blood from the trough. Dutifully, and without thoughts. As they drink, their fur coats sprout into paper. Money. Only it isn't normal money. No, this money has only one thing written all over it. Only the god laghs at the irony of all these bills being EXACTLY the same:
"INDIVIDUAL."
The Bills fall from the sheep like leaves in the autumn. They fall slowly to the ground, then sprout upward into lemmings. The lemmings look around for a moment, and walk into a revolving door.
On the other side of this door is a giant ship, like a Pirate's, almost. CAPTAIN AHAB stands by the steering wheel, using binoculars to look ahead. "I've Got ye now, Moby Dick..."
The Lemmings jump from the revolving door, directly onto the front of the boat, where the giant pole comes to a joust-like point. The lemmings are speared one by one (as lemmings are wont to do) until they begin to form a shape. Captain Ahab laughs ridiculously... maniacally, as eventually, these lemmings turn into an Enormous. White. Wale.
The ship, of course, promptly sinks. Ahab never stops laughing, even when his lungs fill with water.
He lands on the deck of another ship, infact, and stands there for a moment, underwater.
A Pike is thrown at him. It hits him in the face, snapping his neck and killing him instantly.
The end.