Intoxicating beauty tears everything down.
Last night:
*Boys' soccer game.
Oompa got pissed and went psycho.
Fatties kept lifting up their shirts, so we barfed.
It was studly.
*Tori's house.
Everyone who was anyone was there.
We took a few shots and then went to the beer.
Attempted to play drinking games, but everyone sucked.
...umm, I tried to race Tori and chug a beer, but I suck... and I couldn't chug it all... Tori beat me. Hottie.
The alcohol was frozen, so we had to put it in the sink with hot water and melt the ice.
Tori: Oh-no, the Captain is frozen! It's like Captain Ice Cube now!
Monica drove me home. Thank you so much.
Monica::filling up on gas:: Holy shit, this is like the gas station that rapes you in the ass!
Pure hottness.
*Boys' soccer game.
Oompa got pissed and went psycho.
Fatties kept lifting up their shirts, so we barfed.
It was studly.
*Tori's house.
Everyone who was anyone was there.
We took a few shots and then went to the beer.
Attempted to play drinking games, but everyone sucked.
...umm, I tried to race Tori and chug a beer, but I suck... and I couldn't chug it all... Tori beat me. Hottie.
The alcohol was frozen, so we had to put it in the sink with hot water and melt the ice.
Tori: Oh-no, the Captain is frozen! It's like Captain Ice Cube now!
Monica drove me home. Thank you so much.
Monica::filling up on gas:: Holy shit, this is like the gas station that rapes you in the ass!
Pure hottness.