Seeing as my last birthday, I uploaded some of the
frankly bizarre MS paint drawings I do when I'm really bored, I thought I'd keep the tradition going this year. It's technically still my birthday in some parts of the world!
In case you missed the memo, I'm a bit odd. Sometimes, I like to draw really really shitty MS paint pictures. Here's a selection for your perusal.
Lestrade is a battered battery charging Sherlock with battery and putting him in a cell. As you do.
Sherlock replaces John with a lemon he can draw faces on. He has a full range of expressions: "Excited By Murder", "Angry At Miscellaneous Experiment In Kitchen", "Bored By Anderson", "Shocked By Sherlock's Incredible Deductive Ability", "Adoring Sherlock And His Superior Existence" and "Accidentally Taken Out From Pocket Upside-Down."
I cannot feet.
This is Magical Girl Shoujolock. He saved a talking cat from a bin (primarily to experiment on it) and it turned him into a Magical Girl as thanks, claiming he was the Chosen One. John is the lamp, and is even more unimpressed with this than Sherlock.
Spice it up for Jimmy, he'll get hot for you. I used a lot of orange!
This next one, I don't even. I was showing my marvellous artwork to
tigertrapper and offered to do her a new one. She requested squidhugs. This was the result.
It's up to you whether that is Sherlock's left eye or his right - i.e. whether he's worried or angry.
And finally! As part of a campaign we've been doing here to help raise awareness about LGBTQ* issues, we've been doing posters about how homosexuality occurs in nearly 1500 species of animals. This lead me to draw this beauty:
Yeah I have no idea either.