RIP Lilly Watson
ADVICE FOR ALL
High heeled boots + Mud = disgusting mess
For all you Wonder's out there
Lilly Watson has been severally humiliated
(NOTE: Must be read in a very sexy english accent)
Lilly Officially made her first appearance..unwilling at the Halloween Dance. Where she became soo utterly mortified and bored..that a brisk walk in the "fresh" night air sounded real promising.
Off she went..past the dance security, dragging her small dear friend behind her.
Walking around with an hour to waste became a little boring..and the sound of the rushing river was calling Lilly's name. Up the bank she crawled, and through the narrow hole in the fence she went..until RIIIPPP..Her very Professional black jacket was now nearly ripped into two very professional jackets. But She decided to shrug that off..nothing a sewing machine can not fix. Off Lilly and her small little friend trudged until they came to the bank right by the river..Lilly with her very witty mind thought it would be quite clever to climb down the bank towards the river even more...you can never be too close. One step..fine..two steps..fine..three steps..crash bang boom..One boot stuck in the mud..one Lilly Watson covered from head to toe in mud at the bottom of the bank. Now my friends i ask you..how is it..that a disgustingly high black boot, that is nearly impossible to put on or remove willingly...was removed from Lilly Watsons foot by mud. After quite a laughing session between herself and her small friend..Lilly picked herself up with the dignity she has...telling herself she is still a very well dressed, very nice sexy librarian and possibly a stripper by night. After ripping her boot from the mud Lilly walked to go and meet her father, boot in hand..covered in mud and a split in her jacket. When she entered the car, her fathers only remarks where a deep sigh annd a "you gotta stop doing this".
This is why Lilly did not make her appearance on Tuesday
And why she will never be making one again
RIP Lilly Watson
forever missed
High heeled boots + Mud = disgusting mess
For all you Wonder's out there
Lilly Watson has been severally humiliated
(NOTE: Must be read in a very sexy english accent)
Lilly Officially made her first appearance..unwilling at the Halloween Dance. Where she became soo utterly mortified and bored..that a brisk walk in the "fresh" night air sounded real promising.
Off she went..past the dance security, dragging her small dear friend behind her.
Walking around with an hour to waste became a little boring..and the sound of the rushing river was calling Lilly's name. Up the bank she crawled, and through the narrow hole in the fence she went..until RIIIPPP..Her very Professional black jacket was now nearly ripped into two very professional jackets. But She decided to shrug that off..nothing a sewing machine can not fix. Off Lilly and her small little friend trudged until they came to the bank right by the river..Lilly with her very witty mind thought it would be quite clever to climb down the bank towards the river even more...you can never be too close. One step..fine..two steps..fine..three steps..crash bang boom..One boot stuck in the mud..one Lilly Watson covered from head to toe in mud at the bottom of the bank. Now my friends i ask you..how is it..that a disgustingly high black boot, that is nearly impossible to put on or remove willingly...was removed from Lilly Watsons foot by mud. After quite a laughing session between herself and her small friend..Lilly picked herself up with the dignity she has...telling herself she is still a very well dressed, very nice sexy librarian and possibly a stripper by night. After ripping her boot from the mud Lilly walked to go and meet her father, boot in hand..covered in mud and a split in her jacket. When she entered the car, her fathers only remarks where a deep sigh annd a "you gotta stop doing this".
This is why Lilly did not make her appearance on Tuesday
And why she will never be making one again
RIP Lilly Watson
forever missed