If I didn't answer my phone today...

[lillute]

If I didn't answer my phone today it's because, well, it's broken. You see, I dropped it in a river. Yeah, it's a long story but the end result is that I don't have a cell phone right now becuase it was submerged for about 20 minutes.

Yeah, good times. So if you want to call you'll have to call my landline at 2023.