this is the end, my only friend, the end!
a comprehensive, but not at all complete, list of important facts that I have amassed as of this year at FSC, in which I mention a 40oz about three times. (I swear I’m not a huge alcoholic but alcohol is the solution and cause of all life's problems. plus it makes for simply great situations with copious amounts of hilarity. ie: "I know I'm a huge bitch but I really do like you!"-Karen)
1) I can survive on less then 3 hours of sleep
2) how to build a frog out of wire
3) weekends at home can help keep you sane
4) Norman is an awesome drinking buddy
5) gilmore girls is kinda cool
6) lying is the new telling the truth
7) OL looks like M Vecc, M Vecc looks like Schilling but OL, in my opinion, doesn't really look like Schilling. one of life’s great mysteries i suppose
8) face book will ruin your life for a few weeks (but it can also find some things you misplaced but you really needed)
9) my o'co limit is three semesters
10) ugly haircuts can get uglier
11) dry campus = lies
12) my purse fits a 40oz perfectly (see previous statement)
13) ticks are gay
14) the mentos bird commercial is even more cool since OL told me it was a rally song from that crazy cd my sister used to blast that also had that song that goes "WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW"
15) you are crazy if you fall asleep after you roommates fall asleep AND wake up before they do (see #1)
16) Karen gives really good health class lectures (vaginal mucus)
17) it is possible to saunter down the hallway with a 40oz and not get caught
18) there is a small place in my heart for tiny roommates
19) the fountain water isn't all that bad
20) Cat is not to be trusted with a 40oz in my presence
21) michele can do all eleven
1) I can survive on less then 3 hours of sleep
2) how to build a frog out of wire
3) weekends at home can help keep you sane
4) Norman is an awesome drinking buddy
5) gilmore girls is kinda cool
6) lying is the new telling the truth
7) OL looks like M Vecc, M Vecc looks like Schilling but OL, in my opinion, doesn't really look like Schilling. one of life’s great mysteries i suppose
8) face book will ruin your life for a few weeks (but it can also find some things you misplaced but you really needed)
9) my o'co limit is three semesters
10) ugly haircuts can get uglier
11) dry campus = lies
12) my purse fits a 40oz perfectly (see previous statement)
13) ticks are gay
14) the mentos bird commercial is even more cool since OL told me it was a rally song from that crazy cd my sister used to blast that also had that song that goes "WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW"
15) you are crazy if you fall asleep after you roommates fall asleep AND wake up before they do (see #1)
16) Karen gives really good health class lectures (vaginal mucus)
17) it is possible to saunter down the hallway with a 40oz and not get caught
18) there is a small place in my heart for tiny roommates
19) the fountain water isn't all that bad
20) Cat is not to be trusted with a 40oz in my presence
21) michele can do all eleven