things i learned this weekend
1. sal has an awesome singing voice! (if you like punk music check out his bands stuff at www.deadellington.com, if the link is wrong just google)
2. the chair is just as amazing as it was two years ago, although it made my ass really cold.
3. when a crazy tiny black man in dreads hits on you mercilessly while you ring up his female companion's items, scrutinize the checks she pays with because they are probably fraudulent and she is a huge bitch. the tiny black man is an asshole who is just distracting you from your job. (if i see them again i'm ripping out his stupid dread locks and shoving them up his nose!)
4. me and norm have never been to a toga party but hope to rectify this trespass sometime in mid-may. (congratulations cristin!)
5. norms friend oran looks like michael chickless
6. they don't serve shots at desmound o'malleys but they do have miller lite on tap. (authentic irish pub my ass)
7. steven is a huge dork (wait i already knew that)
8. i know half of liz's family and none of them hate me
9. you should always stretch before bowling
10. it is impossible to make friends on face book. it actually makes life more awkward
11. you have to get stitches with in eight hours of injuring yourself. (just ask my dads finger)
12. norm has keys to hilarious and real gross parts of exxon
13. its inappropriate to refer to the "brown people" standing around me and sal as sal's people when i am lily white
14. i suck at bowling and sal is really good
and last but certainly not least:
15. mulder is color blind
2. the chair is just as amazing as it was two years ago, although it made my ass really cold.
3. when a crazy tiny black man in dreads hits on you mercilessly while you ring up his female companion's items, scrutinize the checks she pays with because they are probably fraudulent and she is a huge bitch. the tiny black man is an asshole who is just distracting you from your job. (if i see them again i'm ripping out his stupid dread locks and shoving them up his nose!)
4. me and norm have never been to a toga party but hope to rectify this trespass sometime in mid-may. (congratulations cristin!)
5. norms friend oran looks like michael chickless
6. they don't serve shots at desmound o'malleys but they do have miller lite on tap. (authentic irish pub my ass)
7. steven is a huge dork (wait i already knew that)
8. i know half of liz's family and none of them hate me
9. you should always stretch before bowling
10. it is impossible to make friends on face book. it actually makes life more awkward
11. you have to get stitches with in eight hours of injuring yourself. (just ask my dads finger)
12. norm has keys to hilarious and real gross parts of exxon
13. its inappropriate to refer to the "brown people" standing around me and sal as sal's people when i am lily white
14. i suck at bowling and sal is really good
and last but certainly not least:
15. mulder is color blind